Need Help Passing Drug Test

[areohbee824]

Idk if the test is supervised but get someone's clean piss in a pill bottle (tuck the shyt under the nuts) make sure it's as close as possible to the appointment time

Never went thru a drug test lol but always googling ways to pass as a smoker.

Did this years ago and it worked lol. As long as they don't watch you piss, you'll be good to go

 

[CreepyMcCreeperson]

Drugs are not more important than your freedom, or your record. If you're black, they want reasons to throw you in jail. Don't give them legit reasons. If you get the probation, chances are you will get pulled over again, and the cop will make up some bullshyt to get you thrown in jail.

 

[NegaDuck]

This shyt worked for me...

http://www.gnc.com/detox/726072.html?cgid=detox#start=1

 

[AuntAnniesPretzels]

drug addictions are not the move

I’m telling you op, you gotta kick it at some point

 

[CouldntBeMeTho]

just one piss test? if you was about to be pissing for years on end id


but one single piss test? get it together man

 

[homiedontplaydat]

You can beat the test if u have at least 3days advanced warning, I've done it b4.

All u need is a Mega Clean detox drink($18 on Amazon), some fiber(powder or pill), b12 vitamins, and some water.

What u do is stop smoking AT LEAST 3 days before the test and start drinking water, like ten 8oz glasses a day.

Take the fiber everyday up to the test. The fiber moves the thc to your bowels where you'll shyt it out instead peeing it out and the water flushes your system.

The night before the test start taking the b12 vitamins( I usually pop two 500 MG the night before and two more about 5 hours b4 the test). The b12 turns your pee yellow so it won't look diluted.

On the day of About 2 hours before the test drink the Mega Clean drink. Wait 15 mins and then fill the empty bottle of mega clean with water and drink that. Now that drink is gonna clean u out so be near a toilet because your gonna have to shyt.

An hour after drinking the mega clean u will be in a clear window for 5 hours where u will test clean. I've passed 3 tests like this when I was on probation and I stopped smoking 3 days b4 each test.

 

[Ghost Utmost]

So I got popped for a small crime, and basically need to go to a drug and alcohol counselor to show the court that I'm clean. They are making me pee in a cup. I am yet to schedule the date, but it will have to be within a month.

I smoke everyday, a little over a quarter oz a week. I'm not trying to quit for like 3 weeks. What are the best detox cleansers to take? I honestly don't really want to use synthetic urine, just seems too risky. If there are some good detox cleansers, do I have to stop for a week, or can I literally smoke a day or two before the test? Also, what else helps other than cleansers? I heard drinking lots of water and working out a lot to sweat it out.

My plan for now is to try to find a detox cleanser and then test it with a store bought drug test before I do the actual drug test. If it fails, I can call and pay a small fee to push back my piss test.

Any help would be very much appreciated.

I'll cut to the chase

If you have 3 weeks you have BARELY enough time to pull "this" off

"This" = QUIT SMOKING *NOW*

Hear me out. If you wanna have a sure fire way then that is it. In fact, if you quit smoking last week that would have been better.

Even so.

Work out. Drink mad water. All of the above.

Now, if you wanna use some kinda product to cover up the fact that you're smoking

Some other source of urine is the only way. Synthetic, someone elses.

Then you have to heat it up and all this madness.

I've quit many times. Well like 3 times. Always when unemployed or facing some legal shyt.

I would just stop on the day that I knew was far enough out.

Usually takes a month. But 3 weeks can work.

 

[Biblical Goon]

Quarter oz a week for 10 years my nikka? are you ever sober breh? you probably forgot how it feels to be clear headed. I smoke too but bro, take it from me...take a few months off my dude and when you do eventually get back it will be that much better. I love weed as much as anyone else but nikkas will lie and say its not addicting...its addicting like anything else in this world.

Don't even bother detox if you overweight, you will not make it and will fail the test if you tried. Have some self-discipline and quit for a couple months

 

[Rozay Oro]

BRO! We in the same situation. I'll just put it all out. Got a DUI a couple months ago. Blew under the legal limit though. They are telling me to meet with a drug counselor just to show the court I'm not a druggie. But the drug counselor makes you piss in a cup. It's totally optional, but extremely recommended. I think if it comes back clean, I won't get put on probation. If I fail or don't do it, who knows. If I fail, I basically waste like $150 that the drug counselor charges, but I don't send the report into the court or my attorney. It's not like I'm doing this for probation or a job where if I fail I get fukked or lose my job. If I fail, I basically waste my money. The more I think about it, this being not a super serious situation, maybe I'll just use the synthetic urine.

Anyone know do they make you pee in front of someone or do I go in a room by myself?

Smarten up and just quit until this is all over. Don't be a fiend .
In b4 I smoke for 10 years.
Have some will power breh
Edit:
They made me piss twice.
Quit, drink lots of water, work out or go for runs, detox and do the self testing.

 

[dj-method-x]

Google quickfix. fukk all that detox shyt.

 

[Poh SIti Dawn]

I
Quit best decision ive made

 

[Long Live The Mamba]

BRO! We in the same situation. I'll just put it all out. Got a DUI a couple months ago. Blew under the legal limit though. They are telling me to meet with a drug counselor just to show the court I'm not a druggie. But the drug counselor makes you piss in a cup. It's totally optional, but extremely recommended. I think if it comes back clean, I won't get put on probation. If I fail or don't do it, who knows. If I fail, I basically waste like $150 that the drug counselor charges, but I don't send the report into the court or my attorney. It's not like I'm doing this for probation or a job where if I fail I get fukked or lose my job. If I fail, I basically waste my money. The more I think about it, this being not a super serious situation, maybe I'll just use the synthetic urine.

Anyone know do they make you pee in front of someone or do I go in a room by myself?

If its a drug counselor for court they go with you..

Only time they don't is like employment drug screens..

 

[greenvale]

anyone else can vouch for quick fix?

 

[VladTheImpaler]

Be addicted, brehs

 

[ProfessionallyTrill]

Quckfix plus