I got married at 26, Madea. Perfect age, not too young, not too old. You got married at 36 because your stupid ass shacked up with a chick because you were lonely, ugly, desperate and couldn't get by on your marginal salary at the Best Buy geek squad, and you followed in your father's footsteps by forgetting to pull up.
You are such ass lame ass cornball that YOU trapped HER with a baby.

I guess you knew your options at propagating your socially-rejected DNA were evaporating faster than your hairline, ol keep a bytch baby ass nikka.
You the type a nikka to go stalking around a bowling alley on a Friday night by yourself trying to pick up high school girls. And you are literalky 36 in a karate class. You look like a broke 65 year old church deacons that molests little boys, you ugly hunchbacked lame ass tae bo hoe.