Charlotte isn't even a real city. It's a bunch of fukking office buildings surrounded by the suburbs. I can't even get decent Asian food here and don't get along with these people culturally. I have no idea why New Yorkers would come here unless they were forced to.
The hookers are even trash
I need to return to Manhattan
Mad New Yorkers have gone to Charlotte; I actually went on a couple interviews there before finally landing a job with a law firm in Raleigh. I went to a Knicks/Bobcats game in Charlotte a couple years ago, and I kid you not, the arena was probably 60-40 Knicks fans. A few years ago, it was the hot spot in the south with Atlanta for people to relocate to. Now Raleigh is starting to creep up on that level. In fact, one of the "suburbs" of Raleigh, this town called Cary, is so full of transplants that people say it stands for "
Containment
Area for
Relocated
Yankees"
I used to piss off local pizza shops down here cause they would be advertising themselves as "Authentic NY style"... I'd go in like

, taste the pizza then be like

, throwing the pizza in the bushes. One shop that I actually get down with, them nikkas won't make a slice with pepperoni AND sausage on it. You get one or the other. You can get a whole pie with sausage and pepperoni, but not a slice.

But they're the best pizza around my crib, and I can actually walk there, so
