New Yorkers and Haitians only group of people who always gotta remind you where they from

[Nicole0416_718_929_646212]

Your bytch @HaitianPattyFromNYC already said y’all are sensitive. Maybe y’all should huddle up around a fire lit trash can & get your stories straight.

This dude mad , so emotional ... trash can fire?? Dafuq... ?? Lmao. Gets his talking points from movie scenes. Dumb fuk thinks it’s 1980s Times Square. U Watched New Jack City one too many times didn’t you

 

[UberEatsDriver]

I love New York and its people, but this shyt is true. I've been around mad NY folk, and as soon as shyt looks like it might get a little rough, that is the fukking GO TO.

"Man, fukk that I'm from Brooklyn/Queens/Harlem/random intersection that starts with a large number"

And that shyt NEVER fukking works. They get the immediately. I mean, that shyt might matter IN New York, but it doesn't mean shyt outside of it. Brehs can get clipped whenever, no matter where they're from.

Someone one of my friends used to run with tried that shyt, and the guy responded with "I know, motherfukker, the stupid fukking accent gave it away"

I was ready to jump in on his side if shyt went left, but I had to hold back a laugh.

NY brehs are cool in my book though, for the constant comedy alone. Ain't met one that couldn't find something to complain about even on the most beautiful of days, and that shyt is ALWAYS funny.

Yea we cool. We fukks with you my G.

 

[UberEatsDriver]

This dude mad , so emotional ... trash can fire?? Dafuq... ?? Lmao. Gets his talking points from movie scenes. Dumb fuk thinks it’s 1980s Times Square. U Watched New Jack City one too many times didn’t you

It’s pretty funny when sensative dudes call other people sensative.

He’s so sensitive he didn’t see my sarcasm.

He must be very selfish in real life.

 

[badtguy]

I grew up in NY and Jersey was in the bean a lot too with my extended family haitian, haitian church, haitian summer camp, etc

I remember Nikkas used to say they were something else.

The haitian come up is

It really got me questioning is there more Haitians than Jamaicans.

We're the Jamaican kids I grew up with in school actually haitian?

Like there was definitely people r epping Haiti when I was younger but not like today. It's like some nikkas was hiding or something.

 

[UberEatsDriver]

I grew up in NY and Jersey was in the bean a lot too with my extended family haitian, haitian church, haitian summer camp, etc

I remember Nikkas used to say they were something else.

The haitian come up is

It really got me questioning is there more Haitians than Jamaicans.

We're the Jamaican kids I grew up with in school actually haitian?

Like there was definitely people r epping Haiti when I was younger but not like today. It's like some nikkas was hiding or something.

Lots of Jersey towns have more Haitians than Jamaicans.

NYC is dominated by Jamaicans tho overall.

 

[Thurgood Thurston III]

I remember mad Haitians saying they half Dominican



I remember the glares Haitians use to get bringing that Haitian music to the Parkway



Thank god for Wyckef cause he got most of the NE Haitians proud to be who they are.

Florida Haitians are official. They ain’t need no Wyclef to claim Haiti.

As for me nikkas always thought I was Trini or Jamaican cause I didn’t have a Haitian hairline and had 360 waves and rocked good clothes.

Yo I distinctly remember some Haitians at my school lying and saying they were Dominican. They were getting joked on constantly.

Then a combination of scamming, rappers wearing Haitian flags, and that one year they had the best truck on Labor day changed everything.

 

[Legal]

This dude mad , so emotional ... trash can fire?? Dafuq... ?? Lmao. Gets his talking points from movie scenes. Dumb fuk thinks it’s 1980s Times Square. U Watched New Jack City one too many times didn’t you

at thinking y'all all out there gathered around a hollowed out drum with a fire in it singing like y'all Troop or some shyt.

 

[The Coochie Assassin]

I used to wish I was from NYC I bought some NY earrings in high school and this girl in gym asked me if I was from NY, I said no but my dad is, she said that don't count

 

[UberEatsDriver]

Yo I distinctly remember some Haitians at my school lying and saying they were Dominican. They were getting joked on constantly.

Then a combination of scamming, rappers wearing Haitian flags, and that one year they had the best truck on Labor day changed everything.

Yup.

 

[UberEatsDriver]

I used to wish I was from NYC I bought some NY earrings in high school and this girl in gym asked me if I was from NY, I said no but my dad is, she said that don't count

What are NYC earnings?

 

[Dad]

This dude mad , so emotional ... trash can fire?? Dafuq... ?? Lmao. Gets his talking points from movie scenes. Dumb fuk thinks it’s 1980s Times Square. U Watched New Jack City one too many times didn’t you

First y’all hate the gentrification and now your ashamed of your past, which one is it

 

[The Coochie Assassin]

@Fatboi1 Bro you don’t remember the jokes dudes use to make about going to Haitian barber?

nikkas didn’t go to them because they didn’t want that Haitian hairline lol.

The backed up top with the tall sides lol.

In Midwood HS i remember they bullied a Jamaican kid and called him Haitian just because of his hairline



His knickname was dead ass “Haitian”

Yeah I remember in middle school I had a Haitian homie and his hairline was fukked up lol, it was like a Nintendo cartridge

 

[The Coochie Assassin]

What are NYC earnings?

 

[UberEatsDriver]

Yeah I remember in middle school I had a Haitian homie and his hairline was fukked up lol, it was like a Nintendo cartridge

Lmfao

 

[UberEatsDriver]

Hahahaha lol

I remember when dudes use to wear those huge Jesus piece earrings.