#NewDadMistake: Go down the slide WITH you kid, don't toss them down the slide by themselves LOL

[Giselle]

LOL These pictures of chris brown and royalty made me laugh so hard.He was supposed to slide down the slide with her, not toss her down there by herself.

I bet most new dads do stuff like that. They think they're playing with their kid and having fun, but the kid is actually feeling how royalty was in the pic after she got tossed down the slide.

It seems like he enjoys being a dad. He has always liked kids. Him and rihanna.

 

[Biblical Goon]

 

[Lil Bape the PostGod]

Can't hold your kids hands the rest of their life

They gotta learn to deal with shyt

 

[It is a mystery]

"I'll send the kid down first to make sure the slide is safe " - Breezy

 

[BillCosbyAteMyHomework]

Oh, Bhris

 

[GunRanger]

Can't hold your kids hands the rest of their life

They gotta learn to deal with shyt

yup by 8months they need to pay rent

 

[Bunchy Carter]

You can't have fun with your kid without a motherfukker with a camera spying on you.

 

[TooLazyToMakeUp1]

yup by 8months they need to pay rent

Mortgage and a family by 6

 

[Knuckles Red]

The only reason that kid exists is because Chris Brown fukked one of his ex-girlfirend's friends, and failed to pull out.

 

[Bless't]

LOL These pictures of chris brown and royalty made me laugh so hard.He was supposed to slide down the slide with her, not toss her down there by herself.

I bet most new dads do stuff like that. They think they're playing with their kid and having fun, but the kid is actually feeling how royalty was in the pic after she got tossed down the slide.

It seems like he enjoys being a dad. He has always liked kids. Him and rihanna.

This shyt has me rolling!!!!!

Fantastic thread.

I'm dead.

 

[roxxthe96er]

I work at a place with a ride similar to this, you send the child ahead of you. The way you stop abruptly at the bottom causes major issues if the adult goes with the child in front/between their legs, because you slam into them giving them a concussion or roll on top of them and crush them. Also they go before you because once the parent is gone the kid always freezes at the top. Fail thread, C Breezy Dad of The Year

 

[Bless't]

I work at a place with a ride similar to this, you send the child ahead of you. The way you stop abruptly at the bottom causes major issues if the adult goes with the child in front/between their legs, because you slam into them giving them a concussion or roll on top of them and crush them. Also they go before you because once the parent is gone the kid always freezes at the top. Fail thread, C Breezy Dad of The Year

Nah. Put them on your lap so they feel secure while doing something "new and exciting" to them. They need you to be part of their new experiences. Generally speaking of course.

Edit* was this a troll post?

Double edit* I'm not a father though... So, you may be right in terms of what's "right vs wrong".

 

[roxxthe96er]

Nah. Put them on your lap so they feel secure while doing something "new and exciting" to them. They need you to be part of their new experiences. Generally speaking of course.

Edit* was this a troll post?

No I'm dead serious my dude, I know it seems like you'd want them in your lap but I've seen it go bad 4 or 5 times. What happens is the end of those slides make you stop all weird and abrupt an sometimes you go sprawling, then at the bottom the baby has no momentum compared to the adult an the adult crushes them an rolls on top of them. Also seen it happen where the person tried to avoid that by holding the kid up in the air and then at the bottom when they stopped abruptly they dropped their kid on its face

 

[Bless't]

No I'm dead serious my dude, I know it seems like you'd want them in your lap but I've seen it go bad 4 or 5 times. What happens is the end of those slides make you stop all weird and abrupt an sometimes you go sprawling, then at the bottom the baby has no momentum compared to the adult an the adult crushes them an rolls on top of them. Also seen it happen where the person tried to avoid that by holding the kid up in the air and then at the bottom when they stopped abruptly they dropped their kid on its face

@ the science behind going down a slide.

You the slide expert my breh.

Nothing but respect.

 

[roxxthe96er]

@ the science behind going down a slide.

You the slide expert my breh.

Nothing but respect.

I did that 7 hours a day for 3 years..........


The worst is when a parent sends they kid an acts all casual then jumps down right behind them lol,, that happens ALLL the time. Right when the kid is standing up BOOM mom takes they fukkin legs out hhaa