Newly single after 16 years....
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beenz
Rap Guerilla
I used to run into this issue as well. most of the time, I would tell her I either had to work or be somewhere in the morning (car maintenance/doctor/dentist) to insure they'd leave early. when I started working at the crib 3 years ago, I had to really use those last 3 excuses.This ain't a GMB thread
Marriage was slowly falling apart. It is what it is.
Anyway... Brought a young lady back to the crib last night. Took her down. Took her down again this morning. Cool, right?
Slim is a nurse practitioner and had a shift for the ER this morning. She did not want to leave. But I wanted her gone so bad, I just didn't know how to go about telling her to leave.
I'm not looking to fukk everything under the sun. Just a chick here and there. But how do you get these hoes to leave without being an outright dikkhead or do I have to be a dikkhead for them to get the picture?
You come across as such a p*ssy i have ahard time believeing you didnt get pegged 
Jean Jacket
NOPE
Leave your wife. She doesn't deserve being at risk of STDs.
Why do you care about being a dikk head ?This ain't a GMB thread
Marriage was slowly falling apart. It is what it is.
Anyway... Brought a young lady back to the crib last night. Took her down. Took her down again this morning. Cool, right?
Slim is a nurse practitioner and had a shift for the ER this morning. She did not want to leave. But I wanted her gone so bad, I just didn't know how to go about telling her to leave.
I'm not looking to fukk everything under the sun. Just a chick here and there. But how do you get these hoes to leave without being an outright dikkhead or do I have to be a dikkhead for them to get the picture?
ChocolateGiddyUp
Superstar
This ain't a GMB thread
Marriage was slowly falling apart. It is what it is.
Anyway... Brought a young lady back to the crib last night. Took her down. Took her down again this morning. Cool, right?
Slim is a nurse practitioner and had a shift for the ER this morning. She did not want to leave. But I wanted her gone so bad, I just didn't know how to go about telling her to leave.
I'm not looking to fukk everything under the sun. Just a chick here and there. But how do you get these hoes to leave without being an outright dikkhead or do I have to be a dikkhead for them to get the picture?
You gotta hit em with the “what you bout to do “
If that doesn’t work … “ima go visit my momma house “
Tried N true method
((ReFleXioN)) EteRNaL
Hussle & Motivate
You ALWAYS tell bytches you have something to do the following morning. Meeting up with friends. Birthday party. Golfing. It don't fukkin matter. You always have plans. Same goes if you're gonna be hanging out at their place. You always have an out.
Elim Garak
Veteran
Just tell her you got shyt to do for work lol and need rest.
Eternally Jaded
Superstar
""What you bout to do"
Whatchu bout to get into later?""Yeah this was a definite vibe n I'm thinking brunch tomorrow, but today I'm bout to be running all over so imma shower n I'll call you later, bet?"
Kiss her on the side of the mouth n roll outta bed, only stopping to ask if she wanna use it before you do cuz she gotta get to work.
u shouldn’t have had her spend the night breh…that’s sending a msg u not really tryna send.
If u want to do the casual thing (which u should) and u don’t wanna kick em out jus go over her place
Edit: also not every chick u smash need to know where u live
If u want to do the casual thing (which u should) and u don’t wanna kick em out jus go over her place
Edit: also not every chick u smash need to know where u live
Most people would set up a table for 2 outside of the front door their apartment/condo/house and doordash breakfast with 2 eggs over medium separated from one another with hand squeezed papaya juice and with a centerpiece of freshly cut daffodils.
Invite the hussie to sit outside at the seat furthest away from the door, pull her chair out and seat her. As soon as she is settled, walk back inside and call the police and tell them you have a stalker that won't leave your doorway.
Playa! playa!
Invite the hussie to sit outside at the seat furthest away from the door, pull her chair out and seat her. As soon as she is settled, walk back inside and call the police and tell them you have a stalker that won't leave your doorway.
Playa! playa!
This ain't a GMB thread
Marriage was slowly falling apart. It is what it is.
Anyway... Brought a young lady back to the crib last night. Took her down. Took her down again this morning. Cool, right?
Slim is a nurse practitioner and had a shift for the ER this morning. She did not want to leave. But I wanted her gone so bad, I just didn't know how to go about telling her to leave.
I'm not looking to fukk everything under the sun. Just a chick here and there. But how do you get these hoes to leave without being an outright dikkhead or do I have to be a dikkhead for them to get the picture?
You gotta ask them what they have going on the next day in a way that makes it seem like you already got shyt lined up.
But if your crib is comfy AF then of course these harlots are going to want to stay over instead of being treated like a wet food stamp by whoever else they deal with.
If you feel safe at the bítch crib then go there but DONT sleep over. Even if you leave at 2-3am, take your add home even if she objects. That staying over shyt sends the wrong message out the gate. Unless she has Mariah Carey level amenities, smash and already have an exit plan in mind when you are washing your díck off in the sink — because the bathroom is the only place you’ll have privacy.