Newly single after 16 years....

[beenz]

Unfortunately, this is true.

You want them comfortable pre-smash, and not-so-comfortable post-smash.

bytches love to build nests.

the more comfortable ur crib is, the more they wanna linger around.

I'm a single man with an entire 5 BR house to myself, and I've literally seen some women get starry eyed and shyt

 

[hood b. goode]

. When you are too nice and polite you end up being a rest haven for hoes.

 

[Ricky Dunigan]

This ain't a GMB thread

Marriage was slowly falling apart. It is what it is.

Anyway... Brought a young lady back to the crib last night. Took her down. Took her down again this morning. Cool, right?

Slim is a nurse practitioner and had a shift for the ER this morning. She did not want to leave. But I wanted her gone so bad, I just didn't know how to go about telling her to leave.

I'm not looking to fukk everything under the sun. Just a chick here and there. But how do you get these hoes to leave without being an outright dikkhead or do I have to be a dikkhead for them to get the picture?

Welcome my brother

I did a 15 year bid with my ex so I know how you feel.

At some point , you’ll learn how to balance the scum baggy - ness that’s gonna develop after being free. These new women will find new ways to annoy you, so be ready.

It’s aight tho, you’ll find a happy medium.

 

[Da King]

nikka scared to kick these broads out
You will be walking down the aisle again soon

Exactly

 

[skylove4]

Just tell her you have to run errands and you wanna see her soon. Both of y’all get in y’all’s own cars, you drive around the block then pullback into the garage. Simple

 

[NaijaProdigy Redux]

If you’re trying to avoid conflict, plant in her ear the night prior that you have plans for the following day - whether you do or don’t.

Then if she is still lingering the next day, reinforce it’s about that time for her to bounce.

Don’t overthink this. You don’t need to justify why you want to be alone.

 

[Blackrogue]

Hopefully you fukkin these female friends.


Art Barr

got 2 out of 5. Two pending who i am close to smashing if i try. Saw one of the ones whos pending recently and my girl was giving her the then asking me why this girl is acting like she wants me. Now it all makes sense when around the first time I was smashing the main one in the group, she was having a fit downstairs impatient saying they need to go. And the main one kept needing more. and was not trying to leave right away

 

[ThrobbingHood]

Ask her if she accepts Jesus Christ as her lord and savior. Then watch her scurry out quicker than rats in a sinking ship.

 

[ROFL_GUY]

the more comfortable ur crib is, the more they wanna linger around.

I'm a single man with an entire 5 BR house to myself, and I've literally seen some women get starry eyed and shyt

Wow you must be ugly or a weirdo

 

[Tribal Outkast]

You've gotta get the fukk outta here.

 

[360dagod]

She's cool and she's someone I would like to keep around but once the duty was done that was that. Until next time...

Oh yeah... She left her earrings.

Yeah that's apart of the "territory" thing..

I tell them whatever you come with, you leave with...

Once they "plant" something, then if it isn't where they "planted" it the first time, they gonna play 21 questions..

The spending the night thing is what it is, but you just gotta pull an executive order and let them figure their feelings out...

Women begin to push the line to CONQUER as much time as possible..

If you fukk her at 7pm two Fridays in a row, she now believes that it's "her" time...

You start freeing up more time, now she begins to gripe when you stop following the pattern...

They can get annoying QUICKLY

 

[Ahadi]

“Let me set my alarm… I have to go to________”

(Meeting, errand, pick up something, handle something for work, etc)

 

[Ahadi]

Me and my boys had discovered sometimes these women are too comfortable and will wanna chill at your house till you come back. When you are too nice and polite you end up being a rest haven for hoes. OPs problem is real. When you have your own space its annoying having someone there who needs hints to leave.
i had two girls over one time. I was smashing one, her friend had come over with her. The next day sunday I grabbed a couple of drinks, we were house drinking, chilling. Next thing I know more girls who knew both of us had showed up and somehow the conversation had gone between them, asking what they up to and once they figured it was something they were into they turned up too.. They had also been at my place before a few times.

shyt annoyed me. Most of the girls hang out that evening maybe expecting we'll go out. I said fukk it and went to sleep. next day I went to work. They were still bumming around my house on monday morning. Came back monday evening and they were still there. Got so fukking annoyed. My boy came and got them out the house on some pretense.

Ever since then, definitely not trying to be a rest haven for hoes. My boys call these type of women Hobosexuals. One of them used to air bnb his apartment since it was just his spot to smash women. But even after he stopped air bnb-ing it, he'd tell girls he has someone coming to rent it for a few days just to get them out the paint.

the more comfortable ur crib is, the more they wanna linger around.

I'm a single man with an entire 5 BR house to myself, and I've literally seen some women get starry eyed and shyt

Yup. When you live in a nice area, nice furniture, nice tech, nice bathroom, etc. the start fantasizing and thinking it’s their home now



It can sometimes go from FWB to BF / safe provider material