NFL: Why Your Team Sucks

[iamstr8fire]

http://deadspin.com/tag/why-your-team-sucks-2013?startTime=1378357139469

 

[TheNig]

Theyshould do this every year

 

[Deflatedhoopdreams]

I always like these

 

[intruder]

I used to read them shyts but it's just that some of the writers make it so personal you can't take it seriously. Good laughs tho

 

[TheNig]

I Dont think it was meant to be taken seriously.

I read the Texans joint and I think everything writer said was true but the shyt was funny.

 

[T.he I.nformant]

There are two types of people in Denver: racist white trash "natives" who are smug and insufferable, and people exiled from California for being too smug and insufferable (if you can imagine) who pretend to be natives.

They have one thing in common: they both spend July-February yapping about the Broncos and dreaming of the day they can maybe run into John Elway in Vail and do lines of cocaine and crushed-up adderall off of his dikk.

obviously, there are more than those two types but...

 

[thaKEAF]

Our mascot is a fukking racc00n named T-Rac. fukk you, T-Rac.

 

[Easy-E]

Your quarterback: Drew Brees. Having Drew Brees as your quarterback means that every offensive possession will end in either a) a touchdown, or b) a horrific interception that Drew Brees is somehow never blamed for. When Tony Romo throws a pick, everyone shyts all over him. When Drew Brees throws a pick, Saints fans are like GUMBO GUMBO GUMBO BREESUS CAN'T DO IT ALL HIMSELF GUMBO GUMBO PO' BOY ZYDECO POLICE CORRUPTION.

*dead*

 

[3Rivers]

Your coach: Mike Tomlin, whom Steelers fans will find a way to bytch about even though he's won a Super Bowl and gone to the playoffs four of six years during his tenure. (What have you done for the Yinzers lately, Mike?)

By the way, despite the fact that Big Ben has won two Super Bowls, there are still plenty of Steelers fans out there who feel as if he still needs to prove something to them. Sure, he won two Super Bowls, but he wasn't lunchpaily enough! If you win a Super Bowl in this town, it does nothing to keep the fans from complaining.

Because every time the Steelers play a 1-5 Browns/Chiefs/Titans team on Sunday or Thursday in prime time, the score is always 10-6 Steelers, with the sole Pittsburgh touchdown coming in the first 5 minutes, leading you to think you'll be in bed by 11:00, tops. The game will never end before 12:15AM—you can look that up, it's a fact.

All truth

 

[23Barrettcity]

The giants one was funny , yes some those penn station gmen fans are jerks also , the gilbride part though man is a human drive stopper with his ridiculous play calling . The guy never gets interviews and he's won 2 sbs.

 

[Shogun]

dude went in on the patriots

 

[dora_da_destroyer]

Lol @ a article actually ing me into getting mad.....sensitive much? Damn right

Go Niners....no bandwagoning here

Also, the Seahawks uniform looks like what would happen if you microwaved a smurf

 

[The Antagonist]

Man, that Steelers one is on point like a muthafukka. Honestly, when people ask me how I could be born and raised in Pittsburgh and not be a Steelers fans, those points made in the article are the reasons I'm almost proud I'm not a Steelers fan. Most fickle, obnoxious, spoiled fanbase on the planet.

 

[tremonthustler1]

Do you think the Ginger Hammer would accept that proposal? Of course not. He'd put a team in London and then demand the Brits stop paying national health care. The Jets don't need to exist. In fact, they are actively harmful. The Jets are the NFL's ruptured appendix. We've made fun of star-crossed franchises like the Browns and Lions and Bills here, but the Jets—who somehow managed to WIN a Super Bowl at one point—and unquestionably the laughingstock of the NFL. Not only do they lose, but they lose in the tackiest way possible. Their fans are insecure morons and their players are somehow even dumber. What purpose do they serve other than to hold themselves up for merciless ridicule?

The front seven is aging and there are no good young players to waiting in the wings at linebacker or defensive line.

He's wrong though.

 

[Captain Crunch]

Anybody notice how Deaspin using smileys like us?