Nick Saban tells his players about Perils of Chasing p*ssy and Cheating

[Originalman]

So Nick won't be using "team hostesses" to lure young, hormone charged youngins to Tuscaloosa right?

Exactly. shyt like a dope dealer telling kids not to use dope. Then going to school playgrounds selling dope to kids.

 

[FreddyCalhoun]

That's my Coach, yall?!?!

 

[Yagirlcheatinonus]

 

[mamba]

Nick Saban proving fatherly advice to the fatherless nikkas he recruits.

 

[Sauce Dab]

Saban spit some heat but it's still WAR EAGLE in here any Auburn brehs on here?

 

[Geek Nasty]

Man it's easy to say that, but I hit a couple of after hours parties in college football players were throwing. 2 girls for every guy and ever single one of those college hoes was looking to get fukked. Rest of us out there struggling and those fools had females marching in herds to get the dikk.

 

[Geek Nasty]

lowkey clowning dudes who aint pull by midnight

That whole quote man

But, there's a whole lot of scattered ass waiting around at closing time...

 

[Kid McNamara]

"Ultimately, you never want to sleep with anybody who has less to lose than you"



That's what I be telling nikkas. If you're a professional athlete only mess with rich and famous singers, actresses, supermodels.

Those kind of women aint gonna take selfies with you in bed with them and post it on instagram showing the world that they fukking you or try to expose you for sliding into their DM's, because they still have a reputation to uphold rather than these strippers or instagram thots looking for fame.

Who you be telling?

 

[Kid McNamara]

Cheat upwards......it makes sense.....women got that shyt down, but somehow dudes are still missing the concept. Don't cheat on a doctor with an IG model.

p*ssy and attractiveness got no occupation.

Easy to make comments like this when you're a regular dude throwing out message board wisdom.

 

[Kid McNamara]

He's right but it doesn't matter.

Sheeit, on this very forum when someone posts a bad bytch from IG it's followed by a parade of posts like "I don't care. I'd leave my nut all inside her. "

these players aint no different.

Except they actually have access to these women, a constant flow of them, coming at them, being seen and heard.

 

[Scott Larock]

Funny thing is most cac men know this, they never get caught up on the news, they be marrying former sluts and having them more contract agreements lol.

nikkas gotta learn so many women out there only eat off you.

 

[pete clemenza]

"If you haven't locked it up by midnight.."

pimp hand is strong in yung Saban I see

 

[manyfaces]

I know she was used in the figurative sense, but the irony of Saban using HRC as the benchmark when her own fukking husband couldn't follow this very advice and he was POTUS. Prime example of how that shyt is much easier said than done when your options are plentiful and your will power is not. No matter how powerful, educated, or wealthy, the siren call of new p*ssy is a strong one to contend with.

 

[CHERUB]

Nick Saban is a fuggin Jedi Master. You can not fck with alabama all you want. But now you see in a small way why players bang with him

 

[PortCityProphet]

I know she was used in the figurative sense, but the irony of Saban using HRC as the benchmark when her own fukking husband couldn't follow this very advice and he was POTUS. Prime example of how that shyt is much easier said than done when your options are plentiful and your will power is not. No matter how powerful, educated, or wealthy, the siren call of new p*ssy is a strong one to contend with.

When you're at the top nowhere to go but down. Who is the potus sposed to creep with? The queen of England
Bill just grabbed some quick close snatch. nikka ain't have time to be hunting