Went to this new barber known for dope ass cuts. I was eager cuz a chick stopped me on the street and said me and him were twins.
nikka lived in the hood and I was in traffic for over an hour after work tryna get downtown in time for my appt. But I seen the shyt he did. I needed a new barber and it was gonna be worth it.
This nikka shaved off my sideburns and DESTROYED my mustache. Im talkin no sideburns no mustache. I look like a fukking HIV patient. Line up aint straight either
A nikka had plans this weekend. Now I gotta grow all this shyt out and start from scratch WHILE looking
fukkING HEATED MY nikkaS
nikka lived in the hood and I was in traffic for over an hour after work tryna get downtown in time for my appt. But I seen the shyt he did. I needed a new barber and it was gonna be worth it.
This nikka shaved off my sideburns and DESTROYED my mustache. Im talkin no sideburns no mustache. I look like a fukking HIV patient. Line up aint straight either

A nikka had plans this weekend. Now I gotta grow all this shyt out and start from scratch WHILE looking

fukkING HEATED MY nikkaS

@ your hairline getting pushed back. You on Flo Rida status
I'm Dominican and know hundreds of barbers. Barbers are some of the most hating ass nikkas on errf. And supposedly u look like him
. U think he's gonna help you get hoes?? 
stop lyin."
