nikkas cant cut no more

[4fossa]

Great thread.


Anyway, I cut my own hair, actually a bro cut it for me.

Nikka can do it better than them barbers around here. And I rock that mohawk James Harden style.

 

[beenz]

Im seriously this close to goin back there and pistol whipping this fukkING fakkit with my glock

WOO-OOH

 

[beenz]

Been cuttin my shyt since teen years

I ain seen the inside of a barber shop in over 20 yrs

bytches be like "you cut yo own hair??stop lyin."





















....

I stopped going to the barbershop like 12 years ago when I lost a job and had to start saving money. started cutting my own shyt outta necessity after that and never looked back.

also the main dude who was my barber died suddenly in 2008, so that really ended it all for good.

 

[Yakno1]

always go in the hood for your line up and tip ya barber if he nice with it.....

 

[KOOL-AID]

this shyt kinda happened to me when I went to get a cut during winter break. So I'm rocking a mini fro n decide to cut it off and get a low cut, start bringing the waves back. So I go to my barbershop which is pretty nice and ask dude for a dark ceasar. He lookin at me like and ask me what is a dark ceasar. how u a barber but I know more about hair styles than u, plus u older than me. So another barber had to explain to this dude what it was, then him and different barber got into it about how u did a ceasar, I'm like yall trippin I'm ghost fukk the bullshyt. But dude who explained to the first dude was like I got u, dnt listen to the other nikkas. He knew what I wanted and how to do it so I was pleased, but if them other two had done it and fukked my shyt up I woulda of left n not paid

 

[J-Nice]

Never had a barber like the kind being described in this thread. Then again, my cuts are usually easy and don't require much work

 

[Steve Piffler]

my brother is my barber. and i taught him how to cut hair, so i'm . gotta pay lil bro a visit tomorrow as a matter of fact...

 

[marcuz]

 

[Atlrocafella]

Finding the right barber is hard work. I just found a new one yesterday. Dude gave me the best line up I've ever had. I'm about to delete all these other barbers out my phone.

 

[Ronald McDonald]

i bet yo ol p*ssy ass aint say shyt to him tho

probably acted like he did a good job and shyt too

what could he do?

tell him to put his facial hair back?

 

[unit321]

Went to this new barber known for dope ass cuts. I was eager cuz a chick stopped me on the street and said me and him were twins.

nikka lived in the hood and I was in traffic for over an hour after work tryna get downtown in time for my appt. But I seen the shyt he did. I needed a new barber and it was gonna be worth it.

This nikka shaved off my sideburns and DESTROYED my mustache. Im talkin no sideburns no mustache. I look like a fukking HIV patient. Line up aint straight either

A nikka had plans this weekend. Now I gotta grow all this shyt out and start from scratch WHILE looking

fukkING HEATED MY nikkaS

Well, you can always look around town for a barbershop with an old guy.

 

[WarZoneFH]

The looks I got at work today

Told the PG rated story to a coworker, older but cool like white/asian lady. She was like "Yeah, AND they pushed your hairline back looks like you got a big forehead for a bit" she said it in a run on sentence. Theres no lying in a run on sentence.

 

[⠀⠀⠀]

was about to post this shyt. "ima fukking sue the kunt"

 

[Batman]

was about to post this shyt. "ima fukking sue the kunt"

Black people with that accent is hilarious, I was fukking dying watching Misfits a few months ago.

Black women with that accent.