Nintendo Switch Presentation: January 12th, 2017 at 11PM EST

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I'm legit depressed brehs.

We may have witnessed the death of nintendo as a console maker tonight.


I wanted them so bad to knock this out of the park.

I just don't see how this doesn't sell less than wii u.

What I saw tonight as it sinks in more and more was a clueless company grasping at straws. They want to recapture wii but that was lightning in a bottle.


NOBODY gives a fukk about motion controls. It is fukking dead.

That was the most Tone deaf I've ever seen them.


They actually had people come out and show nothing.

A guy came out and showed a fukkING DRAWING. A fukkING DRAWING. Not a game. A fukkING DRAWING.


WHAT THE fukk WAS THAT.

God fukking dammit.


WHY DIDN'T YOU COMBINE YOUR HANDHELD AND CONSOLE. fukk.


:mjcry:


WHY THE fukk ARE YOU CHARGING AN ABSURD AMOUNT FOR CONTROLLERS.
 

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If any you guys buy this day one...You people don't love yourselves... That was awful...

$300 for an under-power tablet... Xbone/Ps4 came out 3 YEARS AGO! This is the best that they can do at the same price as a THREE YEAR OLD Xbone/PS4... It doesn't even come with a CONSOLE GAME CONTROLLER AND THAT COST $70. If you want to buy another JoyCon... $80 and the basically required Gamepad kit for $30! So, $110 for an extra joycon controller... But at the end of the day. It's kind of pointless to buy it when there is ONE GAME WORTH BUYING AT LAUNCH.

WTF NINTENDO...

This game is basically VC Machine, because it ain't got shyt.
fukk up cac
 
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LAUNCH DAY
  • 1-2-Switch
  • The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild
  • Skylanders Imaginators
  • Just Dance 2017
LAUNCH WINDOW
  • Has Been Heroes (March 2017)
  • I am Setsuna (March 2017)
  • Sonic Mania (Spring 2017)
  • Lego City Undercover (Spring 2017)
  • Arms (spring 2017)
  • Super Bomberman R (March 2017)
  • Snipperclips: Cut it Out, Together! (March 2017)
  • Mario Kart 8 Deluxe (April 28, 2017)
  • Splatoon 2 (Summer 2017)
  • NBA 2K18 (September 2017)
  • Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim (Fall 2017)
  • Super Mario Odyssey (Holiday 2017)
Nintendo’s Switch launch lineup includes Breath of the Wild, 1-2-Switch

That's honestly not bad. Zelda will be incredible, Bomberman, Has Been Heroes and Mario Kart will be more than enough to hold people over until Mario and Splatoon.
 

Dre Space Age

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I'm legit depressed brehs.

We may have witnessed the death of nintendo as a console maker tonight.


I wanted them so bad to knock this out of the park.

I just don't see how this doesn't sell less than wii u.

What I saw tonight as it sinks in more and more was a clueless company grasping at straws. They want to recapture wii but that was lightning in a bottle.


NOBODY gives a fukk about motion controls. It is fukking dead.

That was the most Tone deaf I've ever seen them.


They actually had people come out and show nothing.

A guy came out and showed a fukkING DRAWING. A fukkING DRAWING. Not a game. A fukkING DRAWING.


WHAT THE fukk WAS THAT.

God fukking dammit.


WHY DIDN'T YOU COMBINE YOUR HANDHELD AND CONSOLE. fukk.


:mjcry:


WHY THE fukk ARE YOU CHARGING AN ABSURD AMOUNT FOR CONTROLLERS.
Gamers have survived Atari and Sega console demises and so have they survived Nintendo. That's why they're on PS4's and Xboxes now.

TBH Nintendo hasn't been the king since SNES days. Back then they were actually competitive.

Nintendo 64 and above survived based off the power of it's gimmicks and first party games alone.

Nothing has changed since then. The Wii was a fluke.

The only thing special about the Switch is how they have combined all the technologies from their previous systems into one. This gimmick and their first party games will carry them over to the next generation of gaming.
 

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What an underwhelming presentation :francis:

Pay online:hhh:
Weak launch:mjlol:
That price
full


Then they have the nerve to do the typical Nintendo tactic of only releasing a low amount to seem like this shyt that fire.

Only Pros I got from this is new bomberman,xenoblade 2, Zelda looks cool, Arms is ight I guess,new mario look lit not even gon lie and new smt but how knows when that shyt is coming out.

Yeah I'm definitely not coppin this shyt until more shyt gets announced. Looks like the wii all over again but we'll see.
 

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That's honestly not bad. Zelda will be incredible, Bomberman, Has Been Heroes and Mario Kart will be more than enough to hold people over until Mario and Splatoon.
Mario game comes out 2017? :gucci:

Nintendo :ufdup:
I'll pass
 

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Just got two on amazon. One to flip to hopefully get mine for free. If they end up going for higher thank I think I'll flip both. If it ain't selling like that I'll just return one


:yeshrug:
 

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Presentation was :hhh:

Of course Zelda looked great and Mario Odyssey looked cool, but I saw no new original games from Nintendo or 3rd parties that got me excited to buy the system. At $300, I don't see them being able to really attract casuals who might have been hoping to ride again with Nintendo :francis:. $250 would have been a better price to maybe get an impulse buy from some. I'm curious how much of a factor the Switch aspect will sell, personally its not the biggest thing to me but I get why some will be hyped.

Arms and 1, 2 Switch :mjlol:
 

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Ya'll nikkas exaggerating now. The presentation was kinda trash but Switch is still dope. Launch titles are non existent but we all know Zelda about to be GOTY. Then Mario in the winter and maybe Xenoblade. That's 3 must play exclusives in one year. PS4 and XBOX only have about 4 each and its in its 4th year.

Exactly. Plus mad announcements they didn't make yet.
 

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Its wild to me people bought a ps4 on hope and future games for 400 bucks and didn't blink an eye.

But are salty about a 1st party title being release with another huge 1st party follow up at the end of the year for a launch system:mjlol:

The double standards are amazing. Sony can damn near blow up the whole world, but people :cape: for their mistakes, but people get mad at Nintendo for having a Zelda game at launch.
 
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