No hypotheticals, you're a rookie playing for Miami...

[Jax]

how the lakers get to the finals?

You nikkas are ruthless It's the year 2015, they signed Melo

 

[PabloEscobar]

You nikkas are ruthless It's the year 2015, they signed Melo

who else? cause melo got bounced by the pacers in 2013

 

[Jax]

who else? cause melo got bounced by the pacers in 2013

 

[DeVanteSwing]

get as much endorsements, get a kardashian pregnant and try to get some team to give me a stupid deal before i fall off

 

[Adebisi_Said]

I'm going to Brooklyn. I know that Russian owner will give me at least 30 million under the table.

 

[Bone$]

Story was really believable until the Lakers finals thing.. Everything is else is a lot likelier than that

 

[Jax]

Story was really believable until the Lakers finals thing.. Everything is else is a lot likelier than that

There's a point though, Linsanity in Dallas, San Antonio or Charlotte wouldn't matter one bit so I picked a team with the biggest market from the West

To the point though:
I'd build a playboy type of mansion and retire at 28

 

[nineteeneightysix]

Take a flight to the most isolated island on Earth, without telling anybody were I went...

Let the adrenalin and all other brain chemicals, that aid men make rash emotional decisions that they soon regret, simmer down...

When my brain is back to normal, and I can think logically again, then I will start weighing my options...

 

[frush11]

 

[wire28]

Hmm, i think i would probably wake up because obviously I'm dreaming if the Lakers are in the playoffs, especially the finals.

 

[CELL]

1. fired my agent

2. ask for a bigger signing bonus get the max contract, take it to a lawyer to look over and come back and signed it

3. pay off all my debt

4. by a nice $500,000 to $800,000 home in London or Hawaii

5. see if i can get a meeting with warren buffet and see how i can set myself for the rest of my life, cause next season i could blow out my knee

6. take care of mom & pop

7. then look at all the endorsement available from all over the world.

then its off to training camp with the clippers or another team on the west coast

A 500k dollar house in London will get you a house in the ghetto.

London is expensive plehboi

 

[Black White Sox Hat]

You've been hit by...

You've been struck by..

a smooth criminal..

 

[Mandizi]

lol@the squrmish(sp) between the big three and cash money in the OP's scenario

 

[Illuminatos' Hairline]

on his usual rosters, not giving anyone the opportunity to play unless you're needed.
You're signed to a one year contract, no player or team options.
You only play garbage time the whole season, you only played 20 minutes total.
Miami breaks all records, they're destroying nikkas and Bron is averaging 33 points the whole playoffs when on game 7 of the finals, 20 seconds left down by 3 there's a skirmish and Bron, Wade and Bosh all get ejected for fighting Lil Wayne and the crew
Spo calls your name, It's your chance nikka

. You're playing The Lakers, Kobe is guarding you, you call Iso and score a tying triple buzzer beating shot.
You wildn'out in overtime and score 20 points shytting all over everybody, that **** ain't enough, the game is crazy fast paced and you're still down 2
No more timeouts, 2 seconds left,

you get the ball and score the championship winning shot from halfcourt with 4 nikkas trying to block your shot

, nikkas get wild and **** on the Heat veterans and the Lakers for letting a rookie that nobody knew do that and Linsanity on steroids happen, reporters don't even know who to interview first

everybody gets crazy, twitter/facebook goes down with so much fukkery.
You get Osama Bin Laden attention, you get offered max contracts by every team, multiple endorsement deal, Nike offers you 100Mill, you get bribes, hoes try to rape you on site, nikkas mad jelly

What do you do, where do you go and how you gon style and live? How do you live your life that summer as a GOAT free agent?

 

[Hammer]

stopped readin when u said bron wade bosh get ejected for fighting lil wayne