None of ya'll could handle all this ass!

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I ain’t even gone lie :youngsabo:































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Impossible. You’d have to fight and fold her ass cheeks and jack her ass way up and go up and under to get a chance at penetration.

The unc’s and Pop Pop’s trying to hit that with bad knees and Blood Pressure meds will have a problem.

She probably hasn’t had sex in years it be amazing if she didn’t have twerkwind she needs a detachable shower head and a bath to clean herself properly.

The heat of her netherregions is probably like a thousand suns.
 

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Lmfao. That's how BlackPearl azz was poking out walking down H Street that meetup day. I did a muafuxn quadruple take like AYO WTF. I thought she was smuggling Smithfields for a second.

Shawty in da video is smuggling whole grown midgets tho
Whoa are you serious?

Shorty dapped it.

You didn’t take shots so I guess she’s a decent person.

I’m getting an opinion now classic Commerce department Program Manager with a fat ass and a pass.

I knew a skinny ex solider federal worker who tore up the DC underground scene and promptly retired as soon as her Man came home from his bid.

nikkas and Brehettes take shots on here but Pearl needs to speak up in tasteful JBO threads.

I guess if she say Pearl got a fatty she’d be cool with it.


I will say this if you want to avoid severe auntie ass you have to get off of sugars and fast foods now.
 

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i remember when i was younger working at the gas station with a lady that big. it was the middle of summer and really humid and she'd bend over to get a roll of $20s out of the safe or whatever and it smelled like a tuna melt with sewage on it. i dont know how she didnt know. you could smell her across the store.
She knew it was just nothing she could do about it and some old ass down bad Unc’s still tried to lift and shift those cheeks to smash. If it was just summertime Twerk wind then she probably sucks way more than she fukks.
 
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