None of ya'll could handle all this ass!

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Nevermind. It's been fixed
I know that women like fat asses but do you like BBl’ed asses personally?

Because brehs can say that extreme Erica Banks style BBL’s are nasty but if nikkas didn’t like them they wouldn’t get them but women do shyt to appeal to women so would you say that you like extreme fat asses?
 

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Whoa are you serious?

Shorty dapped it.

You didn’t take shots so I guess she’s a decent person.

I’m getting an opinion now classic Commerce department Program Manager with a fat ass and a pass.

I knew a skinny ex solider federal worker who tore up the DC underground scene and promptly retired as soon as her Man came home from his bid.

nikkas and Brehettes take shots on here but Pearl needs to speak up in tasteful JBO threads.

I guess if she say Pearl got a fatty she’d be cool with it.


I will say this if you want to avoid severe auntie ass you have to get off of sugars and fast foods now.
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Something is wrong with you. Clearly he is joking.
 

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She doesn't have half the ass of the lady in OP
You’re sounding like one of the fellas figuring out when an ass is giant but not super sloppy. There’s nothing you can do with auntie again you could only like the old blues song says Stand up in it. Meaning backshots while you stand behind her and go under and up.

The lightskin kinda has square ass but still fat so she could be put in multiple positions but she will look like the first lady in 15 to twenty years unless she really works out.
 

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But she can wipe it without leaving dookie and toilet paper marks. 🤮
That depends on diet ( no seed oils or olestra which causes mud butt by itself) she absolutely needs baby wipes a detachable shower head and baths.

A chick with short arms and deep ass cracks can’t shyt whenever whereever she needs to wait till she can get home and shower.
 

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That depends on diet ( no seed oils or olestra which causes mud butt by itself) she absolutely needs baby wipes a detachable shower head and baths.

A chick with short arms and deep ass cracks can’t shyt whenever whereever she needs to wait till she can get home and shower.
Cotdamn!
 

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Her body is beyond my weight preference. Pass her to the next man like John Stockon.
You think anyone who’s fukked her looked at her face?

When Kevin Samuels talked about chicks Dying alone he meant chicks built like her have to deal with the most hard up old nikkas and chubby chasers if you looked at her belly it’s a mess so her only hope is nikkas willing to climb Mount ass.

Her main problem is where her p*ssy sits if she’s one one those girls who’s bootyhole is literally right near her p*ssy hole then she’d have to spread both cheeck lube up the insides of her cheeks and hope for the best. If her p*ssy is futher away you can go up and under.
 

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I don’t even know why I’m talking about this shyt but I’m going with it in about ten years and some change chicks I grew up with is gonna be looking like that. I’mma need to be in shape so that I can avoid auntie assed chicks smiling at me.
Mexican women have fụcked up diets so if you see one with a really fat ass.

That shıt got mad shıt residue lingering in it.
 

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I wonder if she would mash me, like that chick who was built like the Nutty Professor did years ago, after I got drunk. She's built a little different though, so she probably wouldn't...just like I wouldn't give her a chance, even if she begged me like that chick did back then. I should of charged her.
 
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