Not a troll thread....I sprained my knee and i need help now

[Demon]

I had off today and I was drinking all day At the time, I had two six packs of tall boys sitting on the carpet and i was sitting on the couch with my weed and chinese food and drinking my beer without even moving for a good 4 hours...

when i finally got up to take a piss, i immediately fell on my left knee I shook it off, pissed, and passed out on the couch.

Now Im done (but everything is true).....i done woke up, and my knee fukking hurts like a bytch now. my knee looks like i have a fukking tumor in it

do i treat a sprained knee the same as a sprained ankle? just lay down and tie an ice bag to it?

My knee never felt anything like this in my life this shyt hurts, and i have to work tomorrow

 

[Young]

Looks like you needed life alert

 

[ugksam]

put some hot wings on it. burn your buddy a porn dvd and he will bring em over. the heat from the wings will increase the blood flow and help it heal faster.

 

[Demon]

put some hot wings on it. burn your buddy a porn dvd and he will bring em over. the heat from the wings will increase the blood flow and help it heal faster.

stop and give me some advice. Im in pain over here breh

 

[stealthbomber]

Looks like you needed life alert

 

[Demon]

even with a sprained knee, i would pour baby oil on oprahs titties and fukk them

 

[RajWatts]

po some tussin on it

 

[Demon]

Im legit fukked up over here and yall are joking

man, fukk the coli tonight

 

[stealthbomber]

even with a sprained knee, i would pour baby oil on oprahs titties and fukk them

them titties could get this work


but put some ice on your knee and smoke up that weed breh

 

[Demon]

oprah got a fukking mean rack brehs

I would be like:

"yo, my knee is sprained, so ima sit here on the couch, and you gonna get on your knees and titty fukk me"

 

[Demon]

fukking limping to the fridge to get the leftover chink food and leftover beer unappreciation

dont gotta walk anywhere to smoke this leftover half a blunt though

 

[Demon]

help me brehs

my knee is throbbing

what do i do

 

[Demon]

nevermind ya'll, i just smoked and i feel all regular again

But what am I in for when i get up to piss and throw this empty chinese platter away?

 

[illadope]

Put your ankle in a bowl of rice for 8 hours

 

[Demon]

Put your ankle in a bowl of rice for 8 hours

I sprained my knee

How do i put rice on my knee