Read that it isnt a hit & run. That Aldon fukked up Kaeps car over Squidward taking his bytch lmao. 9ers fukking L A W S T if that is true.
squidward?
I must've been out the loop cuz last I know nikkas be calling him gonzo.
Not an old post bumped up...Aldon Smith arrested
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squidward?
I must've been out the loop cuz last I know nikkas be calling him gonzo.
You do realize this only works for dead people right?
you do realize this comes from Inside the NBA right?
jwonder
Superstar
I just hit the cruise control a tad bit over the speed limit. Works wondersIt's all about control. People who get trapped after drinking either drive way too slowly and cautiously (therefore suspiciously) or drive reckless. All you have to do is make a concerted effort to avoid those extremes -- in other words, don't be the fastest or slowest driver on the road.
Go 5 mph over the limit, stick to the right and middle lane on a highway and there you go. Not exactly rocket science
jwonder
Superstar
Still don't know why they don't ban his cac ass. bytch belongs in the 49ers forum.Your cac ass don't like him because he's blackish.
This dude is a blockhead until proved innocent. Not saying he's guilty. Saying he's probably some kind of retarded. Black ass Lennie.
Pacman won't be here after another 2 years. We'll need a new reclamation project in Cincy, Aldon.
Here or Jacksonville nikka
Think about it
Pacman won't be here after another 2 years. We'll need a new reclamation project in Cincy, Aldon.
Here or Jacksonville nikka
Think about it
People who are alcoholics just drink and drive like it's normal. I used to. Okay sometimes I still do. I mean I do.It's all about control. People who get trapped after drinking either drive way too slowly and cautiously (therefore suspiciously) or drive reckless. All you have to do is make a concerted effort to avoid those extremes -- in other words, don't be the fastest or slowest driver on the road.
Go 5 mph over the limit, stick to the right and middle lane on a highway and there you go. Not exactly rocket science
Judge me. I love being the bad guy, fakkit. Nah seriously, just read and let me try to explain.
I'm a scumbag and I deserve to be hit by a mack truck, I'm sure you're thinking. Eh, I know when I'm okay to drive and when I need an uber. Then again I feel 25% of the time I'm awake I'm legally drunk.
So...who am I to judge? Would I be able to turn that off with a high profile job? Imagine the whip he's pushing too. No way that could ever be suitable for a drunk nikka to whip. You gotta compensate for your slowed reaction time already. Something extremely powerful and fast....Aldon literally can't resist when he gets to that level of intoxication. Think about it. You know how many times cops have caught me drinking and driving?
Once.
I've driven drunk probably 1000+ times at this point. And just once? Aldon is probably somewhat similar but it's like 4 or 5 out of 1000. I can't judge. Maybe he needs help. fukk that. He definitely does. Like he needs to move his mom next door to watch over his was.
That would fix my ass
Roadie pipeher
From the embers
^^ breh that shyt wack as hell...
Negged. I had a family member who killed someone drinking and driving and it ruined two families.People who are alcoholics just drink and drive like it's normal. I used to. Okay sometimes I still do. I mean I do.
Judge me. I love being the bad guy, fakkit. Nah seriously, just read and let me try to explain.
I'm a scumbag and I deserve to be hit by a mack truck, I'm sure you're thinking. Eh, I know when I'm okay to drive and when I need an uber. Then again I feel 25% of the time I'm awake I'm legally drunk.
So...who am I to judge? Would I be able to turn that off with a high profile job? Imagine the whip he's pushing too. No way that could ever be suitable for a drunk nikka to whip. You gotta compensate for your slowed reaction time already. Something extremely powerful and fast....Aldon literally can't resist when he gets to that level of intoxication. Think about it. You know how many times cops have caught me drinking and driving?
Once.
I've driven drunk probably 1000+ times at this point. And just once? Aldon is probably somewhat similar but it's like 4 or 5 out of 1000. I can't judge. Maybe he needs help. fukk that. He definitely does. Like he needs to move his mom next door to watch over his was.
That would fix my ass
Grow up you piece of shyt.
People who are alcoholics just drink and drive like it's normal. I used to. Okay sometimes I still do. I mean I do.
Judge me. I love being the bad guy, fakkit. Nah seriously, just read and let me try to explain.
I'm a scumbag and I deserve to be hit by a mack truck, I'm sure you're thinking. Eh, I know when I'm okay to drive and when I need an uber. Then again I feel 25% of the time I'm awake I'm legally drunk.
So...who am I to judge? Would I be able to turn that off with a high profile job? Imagine the whip he's pushing too. No way that could ever be suitable for a drunk nikka to whip. You gotta compensate for your slowed reaction time already. Something extremely powerful and fast....Aldon literally can't resist when he gets to that level of intoxication. Think about it. You know how many times cops have caught me drinking and driving?
Once.
I've driven drunk probably 1000+ times at this point. And just once? Aldon is probably somewhat similar but it's like 4 or 5 out of 1000. I can't judge. Maybe he needs help. fukk that. He definitely does. Like he needs to move his mom next door to watch over his was.
That would fix my ass
You sound drunk as i'm reading this shyt
I drove drunk a few times and had no trouble. But I stopped drinking two months ago after constantly getting sick even after only a few drinks. My body basically tossed alcohol into the bushes. Sucks for aldon and he should seek help but with his life style I doubt he'll get far.
Whitty Hutton
these posters are TRASH
I remember seeing dude in a hotel lobby with a Domino's X-large in hand screaming at dudes that came up to him. Saw the Niners curfew check team patrolling the place shortly after.
Wifey: These grown nikkas need babysitters?
Me:
Spaceman Piff
Superstar
People who are alcoholics just drink and drive like it's normal. I used to. Okay sometimes I still do. I mean I do.
Judge me. I love being the bad guy, fakkit. Nah seriously, just read and let me try to explain.
I'm a scumbag and I deserve to be hit by a mack truck, I'm sure you're thinking. Eh, I know when I'm okay to drive and when I need an uber. Then again I feel 25% of the time I'm awake I'm legally drunk.
So...who am I to judge? Would I be able to turn that off with a high profile job? Imagine the whip he's pushing too. No way that could ever be suitable for a drunk nikka to whip. You gotta compensate for your slowed reaction time already. Something extremely powerful and fast....Aldon literally can't resist when he gets to that level of intoxication. Think about it. You know how many times cops have caught me drinking and driving?
Once.
I've driven drunk probably 1000+ times at this point. And just once? Aldon is probably somewhat similar but it's like 4 or 5 out of 1000. I can't judge. Maybe he needs help. fukk that. He definitely does. Like he needs to move his mom next door to watch over his was.
That would fix my ass
Bless't
Living the dream
I remember seeing dude in a hotel lobby with a Domino's X-large in hand screaming at dudes that came up to him. Saw the Niners curfew check team patrolling the place shortly after.
Wifey: These grown nikkas need babysitters?
Me:
Good gif work.
He had the world in the palm of his hands too.
Edit* there was a brief moment where I wished the broncos would have drafted him instead of Von too. Brief. Very very brief.