Not having kids appreciation thread :win:

[Two Stacks]

No baby mama drama here, i have custody of my oldest. Kids is a win during tax season

its that chi city nikka

 

[Easy-E]

I've been stayin' with my cousin (and his wife) for several weeks...

I'm not sure I want any kids...

Spoiler

He has 3

 

[Rominati]

We winning breh


No kids till 29-30

 

[KTD2]

this is the worst part about having kids my nikka

i got a 3 and 4 year old and them motherfukkers break every fukking thing

aint nothing worse then waking up and seeing one of your expensive gadgets laying on the floor in your kids room

you already know its broke before you even pick it up

OMG. I am on vacay from work right now so I spend more time with my godchildren/nephew and THIS is by far the worst thing about kids.

Most recently, I woke up a new remote going for a swim in the toilet.

 

[Jesus Shuttlesworth]

the greatest feeling to me is waking up at 7pm on Saturday, ordering wings, drinking a beer, watching the game, then calling big booty Bethany to come over and suck me off

But yeah, you right, having a could sounds like way more fun

Hmmm trade a lifetime of joy for a night of head while drunk? Hard choice there.

I don't envy you one bit.

 

[Jesus Shuttlesworth]

I've been stayin' with my cousin (and his wife) for several weeks...

I'm not sure I want any kids...

Spoiler

He has 3

You stay with your cousin. You ARE a kid.

 

[beenz]

its that chi city nikka

I highly out its that nikka

 

[Meta Reign]

Damn, my first kid is due next month. This thread got me feelin' like.

 

[beenz]

OMG. I am on vacay from work right now so I spend more time with my godchildren/nephew and THIS is by far the worst thing about kids.

Most recently, I woke up a new remote going for a swim in the toilet.

C'mon. I have a 2 yr old and a 9 yr old. Never have they broke a gadget or put food in the DVD player. Nor has anything other that shyt and piss ended up in the toilet.

 

[beenz]

@ Reincar of all people making this thread

This is what got me buggin

 

[Nancy Trillosi]

I'm 23 and selfish as hell with no kids.

 

[H.R. Pufnstuf]

fukk these little b*stard kids, man....I would consider myself a failure in life if I ever got a bytch pregnant

 

[↓R↑LYB]

Hmmm trade a lifetime of joy for a night of head while drunk? Hard choice there.

I don't envy you one bit.

a lifetime of joy? Stop it b. There ain't a single parent on this planet who feels that way. Even Mary woke up to Jesus on some

 

[Metta World Movement]

Even Mary woke up to Jesus on some

 

[Arcavian]

a lifetime of joy? Stop it b. There ain't a single parent on this planet who feels that way. Even Mary woke up to Jesus on some