NYC people: Things you HATE about NYC.

[Carolina Slim]

Knife and Fork??!!?!?! FOR A fukkING BEEF PATTY????!!!?!?

LOL, naw my n1gga, the beef pattie was my order. Son and his broad had ordered some slices and was eating them with knife and fork

 

[ORDER_66]

LOL, naw my n1gga, the beef pattie was my order. Son and his broad had ordered some slices and was eating them with knife and fork

THAT'S EVEN WORSE!!!!! fukking HIPSTERS man...

 

[Cave Savage]

I just got back from up there this weekend, had to take my wife up there to see her uncle who's real sick with stomach cancer. We had enough time to hit some of our food spots (no Flor de Mayo this time ) but our last night I had a taste for a beef pattie with cheese and sausage. So as we was driving back to our hotel in LIC, I stopped off at one of my spots on Bushwick Ave and Montrose, right next to the train station. The spot had changed a lot since I had been in there; and you could see they changed with all the hipsters that live there now; they expanded the back to be a little sit down restaurant/bar, and the slices were now $2.75 And while me and wifey are sitting there waiting for our order, I see this hipster and his broad come in pick up their order, and before son sits down he asks for a KNIFE AND FORK.... I couldn't help but stand there looking at him like It was like everything about what went wrong with the city encapsulated.

2.75 is basically the normal price for a slice in NYC unless you go somewhere like 2 Bros

I'm definitely going to the Bay VERY soon. The same friend who keeps busting my balls to go to Boston has fam out in The Bay and he goes there a lot. He says it's extremely chill and it's like it's own little world out there. It's like the NE where it has the seasons and shyt but the people a way laid back and more personable.

I'ma gonna go ahead and add Seattle and Frisco to the list of places I want to go to as well

Yeah the Bay Area seems to have a cool culture, I hope I can go myself at some point

I'm not a huge fan of New England to be honest, I haven't been to Boston yet but everywhere else I've been sorta bored me. Providence was like a ghost town after 9PM, it's like the opposite of NYC.

 

[Cave Savage]

LOL, naw my n1gga, the beef pattie was my order. Son and his broad had ordered some slices and was eating them with knife and fork

Some people also order their bagels "scooped" now

Stupidest shyt ever, life is too short to be doing that

 

[ExodusNirvana]

If you eat pizza with a knife and fork I'm secretly praying for unbearable pain upon you

 

[Spatial Paradox]

I just got back from up there this weekend, had to take my wife up there to see her uncle who's real sick with stomach cancer. We had enough time to hit some of our food spots (no Flor de Mayo this time ) but our last night I had a taste for a beef pattie with cheese and sausage. So as we was driving back to our hotel in LIC, I stopped off at one of my spots on Bushwick Ave and Montrose, right next to the train station. The spot had changed a lot since I had been in there; and you could see they changed with all the hipsters that live there now; they expanded the back to be a little sit down restaurant/bar, and the slices were now $2.75 And while me and wifey are sitting there waiting for our order, I see this hipster and his broad come in pick up their order, and before son sits down he asks for a KNIFE AND FORK.... I couldn't help but stand there looking at him like It was like everything about what went wrong with the city encapsulated.

Eating pizza with a knife and fork

Flor de Mayo is a top five restaurant for me

 

[Bunchy Carter]

MY HS

I can tell your a real one

 

[ORDER_66]

Some people also order their bagels "scooped" now

Stupidest shyt ever, life is too short to be doing that

WTF IS A SCOOPED BAGEL!!?!?!??!

 

[Cave Savage]

WTF IS A SCOOPED BAGEL!!?!?!??!

they have the fluffy part scooped out to cut down on carbs

 

[ORDER_66]

they have the fluffy part scooped out to cut down on carbs

 

[Fart Knocker]

Don't forget how since gentrification, the only neighborhoods graffiti writers focus on are the trendy neighborhoods like tribeca, lower east side, williamsburg, bushwick. Its like damn, i aint never seen you up in the bronx. shyt, it isnt just hipsters guilty of this, its big time legendary writers who've been bombing nyc since the 1980's. these dudes talk about the good old days of new york when they were growing up, but today they only hit the hipster neighbordhoods as well.

 

[Jermio]

People holding up crowded ass trains like they stand a chance to get inside and delaying everyone else.

homelessness everywhere

Dunkin fukking Donuts every other block

unfixed basketball courts and baseball fields

stank ass public bathrooms everywhere. You're almost obligated to take a good shyt in your house before you leave, even if you don't have to because if you're out all day, you might regret

rent

I would say gentrification but that shyt doesn't affect me too much where I'm at

Gotta use the bathrooms at the NYPL or Columbus Circle shops.

 

[Mike Ock]

BoCoCa
DUMBO
SoBro
East Williamsburg

I never heard of that one, what area is that?

 

[IslandG]

That one open seat on a crowded train. People getting on looking at it like

People looking back at them like oror avoiding eye contact all together

The realization on there face when it hits them that a bum sat there.

Motherfukkas ain't going to tell me a bum was sitting here

People: Nope

The ones that say fukk it, I'm too tired to give a shyt

The look of pity and disgust from the onlookers when they if they do sit

Man Coli smileys add so much to a story. Lol.

 

[Supa]

- Train station preachers or those weird cult members standing in pairs in every station with their God BS
- people with no street smarts. Seen a lady on the train trying to wake up a homeless man to tell him it was the last stop
- trust fund babies doing freelance or non full time work but living it up on their parents dollar
- the Euro trash tourists with the silver high top sneakers, leopard print pants, and studded leather jackets shopping on 57th for the LV, Tiffany's, Niketown trifecta

- the idiots who do this:
A train pulls in on local track. They announce, "this train is making express stops, EXPRESS STOPS, next stop is 125, for local service take the next C train. Next stop on this train is 125." Then someone at the door asks, "Is this going local?"