What up nikkas?
I got good news for yall. That $100k in student debt you have? Yeah you're doing the country a solid w/ that shyt--I mean you really doing some good shyt with that. Now hold up, before you get pissy lemme explain.
There are two types of muhfukkas in this world. Broke ass nikkas who'll always be broke, and smart muhfukkas like you who aren't afraid to spend a lil money to make some money. Aha! And that's why we fukks witchu.
Aight so you may be sayin, yo, how is being $100k in debt a good thing? It don't feel like a good thing. Don't be so short-sighted lil nikkas. It's actually GREAT.
First off, being $100k in debt makes it so you gotta work hard and long as fukk-- on some productive shyt. That's great for your work ethic and even better for your employer because he ain gotta worry about a muhfukkas gettin uppity and trying to have work life balance or spend more time with their families and stupid shyt like that
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It's even better for my nikkas on Wall Street (shout out to the real ones who helped write this report) cuz most of that extra paper you make tryin to hustle to avoid defaulting on your shyt and having your credit / path to financial independence ruined goes to them. And yall know you wouldn't have jobs if they weren't creating them.
So be grateful. That $100k debt is a blessing in disguise. Without it, we know y'all wouldn't work as hard and that extra couple hundred billion dollars in economic productivity *rolls blunt...chuckles to self* wouldn't flow to the bottom line of the corporations you work for and into the pockets of CEOs and hedge fund managers....and then back into jobs of course.
Those of you who are doing your part though.