beezy
Old Member
#CertGang members, think about how everybody sounds at the office; that corny ass sounding inflection in people's voices to come off nice. That professional language. Those fake laughs. Those cornball emails using the same lines you've seen millions of times. The robotic small talk.
"Good morning Roger! Did you get a chance to take a look at that email I sent regarding the DCIO contract vehicle? Let's revisit this conversation soon!"
"Thanks Pam! I appreciate the quick turnaround on that spreadsheet!
"Very good! Let's get the ball rolling on this deal so we can hit the fiscal deadline. Could you advise on your availability next week? I'd be interested in exploring these opportunities."
"Absolutely Jim! Anytime! If you have any questions, don't hesitate to reach out to our team!"
"How was your weekend Jeff!?
"Oh it was great! The wife and I got a great deal on this couch and afterwards paired a cheese platter with this wonderful Sommet Blanc.
Meanwhile, your boy Beezy is over here in the corner being an anti-social degenerate on the coli with trap beats from Future's DS2 stuck in my head
"Good morning Roger! Did you get a chance to take a look at that email I sent regarding the DCIO contract vehicle? Let's revisit this conversation soon!"
"Thanks Pam! I appreciate the quick turnaround on that spreadsheet!
"Very good! Let's get the ball rolling on this deal so we can hit the fiscal deadline. Could you advise on your availability next week? I'd be interested in exploring these opportunities."
"Absolutely Jim! Anytime! If you have any questions, don't hesitate to reach out to our team!"
"How was your weekend Jeff!?
"Oh it was great! The wife and I got a great deal on this couch and afterwards paired a cheese platter with this wonderful Sommet Blanc.
Meanwhile, your boy Beezy is over here in the corner being an anti-social degenerate on the coli with trap beats from Future's DS2 stuck in my head