Official 2020 Iowa Caucus Thread

[Reality]

I was smoking one to this shyt and just burst out laughing on the couch...borderline in agony on some Joker shyt.

Dems on TV talmbout they can't get vote results in for the contest they hyped up for the last year is because...their app failed

A bunch of egghead "libs" getting owned by their own app...
All the commentators having meltdowns about how Iowa shouldn't even be this important...and saying this inside Iowa diners and shyt with the Iowan cacs catching strays like in the background

It's like a Republican wet dream lmfao

It dawned me on with stunning clarity...we are so fukked this year. we. are so. fukkED.

 

[☑︎#VoteDemocrat]

Bernie didn't have his heart in it

 

[88m3]

So who the fukk won?

about that...

 

[ceezy]

CIA Pete's campaign funded for this APP. DNC can't even do corruption right

 

[☑︎#VoteDemocrat]

Mission Accomplished

 

[dtownreppin214]

GN.

 

[Baka's Weird Case]

biden scrambling

 

[duncanthetall]

What's wrong with that post? The problem wasn't with the reforms/rule changes.

Anyway,





This is incompetence.

Thanks Tom

 

[Nobu]

CIA Pete's campaign funded for this APP. DNC can't even do corruption right

The CEO of the app is married to a Buttigieg advisor too

How is it even legal for an app to be used in elections that hasn't even been properly audited, and with all these conflicts of interest?

America is a shythole country for real

 

[tru_m.a.c]

went to watch a movie expecting to see the results when it ended
still have no clue who won

Bro I've been finishing up season 2 of the Punisher during this entire ordeal

I couldn't imagine going to a watch party for this

 

[AndroidHero]

Wait they are saying Pete won?

 

[FAH1223]

Wait they are saying Pete won?

he declared victory but no one outside of his camp is taking it seriously

 

[duncanthetall]

The CEO of the app is married to a Buttigieg advisor too

How is it even legal for an app to be used in elections that hasn't even been properly audited, and with all these conflicts of interest?

America is a shythole country for real

Ivanka helped form a company that made machines that will be used in the upcoming general election. The fukkery is just starting. Rethugs haven’t even joined yet

 

[Tres Leches]

I know Biden ground game in Iowa is trash and he’s waiting for the negro spirituals in SC and Super Tuesday but is he really finishing behind Klonouchar?

 

[Json]

So I wonder if Biden is going to slip in NH and Pete and Warren rise?