Official Game of Thrones Season 4 Thread *The North Remembers*(NO SPOILERS!!)

[Adam3000]

But apparently #StarkSet isn't in play anymore. :stephen:

Didn't a King just die to some poison? :stephen:

Isn't poison the tool of an assassin? :stephen:

Isn't poison a women's weapon? :stephen:

Any other sets young-uns coming up? :stephen:

Tommen?

Kelly C's ki-...oh wait

Shireen?

#StarkSet got three Top 5 draft picks, all the other sets traded theirs away for old ass veterans past their prime. :thrones:






See you in the Finals. :sippin:

Man, I wanted to dap this post so bad until you had to go and mention Shireen


#LeaveShireenAloneBrehs


It's a movement, lets get it poppin

 

[Adam3000]

Not much plot advancement this last episode so I'm skipping the weekly power rankings until we get some solid movement. Switching it up to my episode-to-episode top 5 and bottom 5

EPISODE 3: "BREAKER OF CHAINS" MOVERS AND SHAKERS

Top 5 Winners:

1) Sansa Stark -- FINALLY our Queen of Love and Beauty has escaped King's Landing. And she's 18. And she's badder than ever. No signs of stopping.....I aint a fan of Littlefinger but it is pretty damn clear that being associated with him is where you want to be right now if you want to be safe. This guy is 5 steps ahead of everyone. Keep them paws off our redhead bitty though


2) Sam -- This dude is cute as hell. Every time he is on screen he just lights it up with his cute face and beautiful eyes. He needs more screen time. I'm talking about Gilly's baby of course....what, you think I meant Sam the Slayer? Who needs a no homo now?

3) Littlefinger Peter Baelish -- Only on this list because he gets to scope out Sansa 24/7 now. Probably got a toilet cam set up already, them hungry rapists in Flea Bottom are paying top dollar for one of these joints. There is also some sort of joke here about a "bowl of brown" but I'm not gonna go there, I'm not into fetishes


4) Tywin Lannister -- This dude is TyWIN Lannister now that he has a king that he can use as a puppet. Breh better watch his back though cause O'Block aint being discreet about those intentions. Rape and murder Elia Martell? Better watch that booty hole Tywin because we know that O'Block aint scared to take it from ya


5) O'Block Oberyn Martell the Red Viper -- Breh has done nothing but cut up Lannisters physically and mentally since he stepped foot in King's Landing, and now he's got himself a seat on the small council? Yall homophobes need to get over the bi-sexual shyt, mad cause O'Block stays winnin over and over and over and over and gets what he wants in between.


Top 5 Losers:

1) Flat Top Jaime Lannister -- I ain't even gonna go there

2) Cersei Lannister -- I aint even gonna go there

3) Unknown Little Boy -- Watches his mommy and daddy get slaughtered. Told his mommy and daddy are about to get eaten. Runs the Boston Marathon up to Castle Black and the Nights Watch tells him that they aren't gonna do anything about it.Thats a Reek-level L

4) Duurio -- Permanent fixture on the list until he shows us something that doesn't make us want to flip the channel over to reruns of Guy's Grocery Games


5) Flat Top Jaime Lannister -- Deserves to be on the list twice, but I ain't even gonna go there

 

[DEAD7]

yall trippin, @obarth just gave us a review in the locker room of a nikka getting his card pulled by a bytch he still got it

link?

 

[T-K-G]

link?

so a drug kingpin girlfriend visited the coli to defend her man now?

 

[satam55]

HBO releases details on the May episodes of Game of Thrones Season Four

HBO has issued a press release revealing synopses for the episodes of Game of Thrones Season Four that will air in May. We’ll be treated to only three episodes in May, with an agonizingly long one week break following the seventh episode. Details for episodes five through seven after the break.

Spoiler

If you get mad about hints, teases, & the most minor spoilers and are still trying to read what's in the quote,

Spoiler

Episode #35: “First of His Name”
Debut: SUNDAY, MAY 4 (9:00-10:00 p.m. ET/PT)
Cersei (Lena Headey) and Tywin (Charles Dance) plot the Crown’s next move. Dany (Emilia Clarke) discusses future plans. Jon (Kit Harington) embarks on a new mission.
Written by David Benioff & D. B. Weiss; directed by Michelle MacLaren.

Episode #36: “The Laws of Gods and Men”
Debut: SUNDAY, MAY 11 (9:00-10:00 p.m.)
Stannis (Stephen Dillane) and Davos (Liam Cunningham) set sail with a new strategy. Dany meets with supplicants. Tyrion (Peter Dinklage) faces down his father in the throne room.
Written by Bryan Cogman; directed by Alik Sakharov.

Episode #37: “Mockingbird”
Debut: SUNDAY, MAY 18 (9:00-10:00 p.m.)
Tyrion enlists an unlikely ally. Daario (Michiel Huisman) entreats Dany to allow him to do what he does best. Jon’s warnings about the Wall’s vulnerability fall on deaf ears. Brienne (Gwendoline Christie) follows a new lead on the road with Pod (Daniel Portman).
Written by David Benioff & D. B. Weiss; directed by Alik Sakharov.

 

[daemonova]

 

[Ku$h Parker]

aye yo, this lil' lord Robb think he live like me,
slayed kings, made kings, played kings like me?
nah, Ty gonna blast, I done ran through his past (eddard),
and I ran for the pen, Lannister on your ass!
you're terry cloth, that means very soft,
thanks Joff, Sansa the bomb, broke her cherry off!
severely massacred, we really gonna laugh at ya,
Mountain clapped at ya, you really run to winterfell ,
stupid, sucker for love, home plenty,
Ned Stark? we all boned Caitlyn!
shyt, I come over and fight,
you a lame, you forgot over the night,
yo, your career's over like Robb,
any one,
Reyne,
Stark,
Baratheon,
ask Bran about my mean kids,
frizzle steam, triple beam,
cripple teams (it's true), when you seen money in King's Landing?
never,
I used to catch the kingsroad,
Roose Bolton, dreadfort ,
I gave him golden dragons,
how many keeps in an hold?
how many holds in an kingdoms,
how many kingdoms in a Realm (seven),
shorty, stay in your place,
before the Valerian steel in your face,
take your daughter, O. Martell,
have my way with her face!
whoa

 

[johnnydakota]

There are no spoilers. These were released on the Season 1-3 DVD's

As always, do not scroll down and read youtube comments

These are really good

 

[Sincere Noble]

You always got TargSets name in your mouth I see

You see the delectible bytches in our squad, ha?
You see the GOAT knight Selmy, ha?
Jorah a simp but he'll fight for his woman, ha?
You see Unsullied, ha?
You wonderin' how they call him Grey Worm instead of No Worm, ha?
Where's Rickon, ha?
Arya goin nowhere, ha?
Sansa a glorified Elizabeth Smart, ha?
Bran a crippled mutant weirdo, ha?
Jojen a closet homo, ha?
He want Bran booty, ha?
Meera could get it, ha?
Jon Snow got pu$$y he think he the GOAT, ha?
Starkset flabby n sick, ha?
Can't take no more Ls because they been claimed, ha?
Yall lame, ha?

Im #Starkset till I D.I.E but fukking

 

[spoiled]

This obarth dikkridin is out of control.

u are a fakkit if u aint dikkridin obatrth

 

[nairdas]

Sidebar: yo, the chick they got play Khaleesi in the new game of thrones porn parody is fukking perfect casting. Even has the same mouth.

She\s only in a lesbian scene though.

 

[Doctor Doom]

u are a fakkit if u aint dikkridin obatrth

 

[Sensitive Blake Griffin]

 

[Adam3000]

re watching the last episode damn this show always gets better on the second viewing once you remove any expectations

 

[satam55]

There are no spoilers. These were released on the Season 1-3 DVD's

As always, do not scroll down and read youtube comments

I watched the first 10 minutes of the first video. Dat joint good, yung!! I might have to download these videos off Youtube, so I can watch on my TV & have story time.