OFFICIAL: signs you're getting old thread

[Black Mamba]

Damn I still feel the same as in my 20s physically wise
Just faster and stronger

I would assume is my conscience having more of a say in my actions
Cuz I was reckless as fukk

 

[Tribal Outkast]

Is greeting people by saying “my man” a sign than I’m getting old? I’ve really been using that one a lot lately

 

[Remote]

It’s harder me to get a lot of sleep.

It’s frustrating when you only get 6 hours of sleep, and you wake up feeling fine, but you still feel like you should have gotten 7 or 8 hours.

I don’t know what I can do about it.
I wake up when I wake up.

 

[peppe]

Dating in my days was being in exclusive with one person.

Like yeah we're dating ..

Now dating is just going on multiple dates with multiple people and the young folk are telling me it's the talking stage.

 

[King Poetic]

For me

1. Watering the grass and yelling at the kids to stay off my lawn

2. Hardly getting any good sleep

3. Complaining all the time at nikkas fukking up the neighborhood, sitting on they ass in front of gas stations, stores and nikkas blasting music out they car … all that shyt was me 20 years ago

 

[Remote]

For me

1. Watering the grass and yelling at the kids to stay off my lawn

2. Hardly getting any good sleep

3. Complaining all the time at nikkas fukking up the neighborhood, sitting on they ass in front of gas stations, stores and nikkas blasting music out they car … all that shyt was me 20 years ago

There comes a point in every man’s life when suddenly…the music is too loud.

 

[richaveli83]

Naps. I used to hate them as kid, but now I love them!

Going to sleep around 10pm or no later than 11pm. In my teens and 20s if I was off the next day, I would stay up all night either partying/clubbing, chasing after hoes, playing Call of Duty, Madden, etc. Now?! fukk that.

I was training this new girl at the job one night and we started making small talk. Nothing sexual or flirty. I knew she was young, but didn't know how young. I look young for my age and she thought I was younger and she asked me when I graduated high school. When I told her, she said that she was three years old when I graduated.

I haven't been called Unc or OG yet, though.

 

[Taadow]

You bought a crate to put next to your shoe rack so you don’t have to bend all the way down to tie your shoes

 

[Givethanks]

I got my girl a shoe horn, not any shoehorn those 3ft ones and she abuses it lol. She calls his "Jamaican unc ting" lol

 

[dora_da_destroyer]

when you're excited about your upcoming optometry appointment because you're tired of seeing in SD and having to adjust the rabbit ears (ie taking glasses on/off) to get an HD view depending on if you need to see far or near....god damn my eyes went to shyt over the past 5 years. had perfect vision prior to 2020

 

[Mirin4rmfar]

I'm 36, played basketball and soccer religiously up until 34. Its started with injuries, can't recover just as quick, yougins blowing past me