I don’t think that tops my storyBruh, same shyt happens to me. I'm 39. 5 years ago I signed up to do co-ed softball with some coworkers. All my coworkers were 25-31. Here I am at 33-34 trying to be the cool older coworker. I suck and we lost but after the game people started arguing about why we lost and people started calling each other slow. So I'm just sitting back smirking because even at 34 at the time I was faster than most people I knew personally. So they line up on the field after challenging each other to a quick 50 yard dash. I pull up to the line like "yeah I got y'all young whippa snappas"
So everyone gets geeked and is like we got a race now. We line and go...I pulled off slow and everyone is in front of me by 2-3 steps...I'm like let me hit the afterburners on these youngins...
I start jetting, and actually pulled ahead for 2-3 steps. With no warning my right hamstring went *pop*
And immediately made me fall. Took 2 other racers down with me. Tried to play it off like there a dip in the ground. I couldn't play off the limp I had afterwards. Coworkers still give me shyt about this to this day lol...
I used to have sciatica real bad and it would randomly happen
So me n my boys are at the basketball courts, playing on the short rims we can dunk on…so my boy not only dunked on me, but my back went out at that exact moment

nikkas clowned me for a while after that