OFFICIAL: signs you're getting old thread

[8WON6]

I just did the same, settled on this and honestly one of the best decisions I’ve ever made. Changed a rusty subframe and whole front end on this car and didn’t even drain the battery fully

Avhrit 1000Nm(738ft-lbs) Impact Wrench 1/2 Inch Cordless, Brushless Power Impact Gun w/ 2x 4000mAh Battery, Fast Charger, 5 Sockets, Electric Impact Driver 1/2 Kit for Car Tires Truck
Amazon.com

I ended up with this one.



use it for doing my brakes.

 

[Harry Sax]

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Some of it is just cultural/socioeconomic experiences but can remember when I was 26 or 27, on a date with a woman who was like 6 years younger

and making a Goodfellas reference, "your hands don't feel like you're in construction"

and she had no idea what the fukk the movie was

wait you were dating a bytch in construction ?

 

[Amerikan Melanin]

My idea of a vacation is going where nobody else is and I can chill. fukk a hot spot.

 

[Yinny]

When bed/lying down is my favorite place to be, even when I’m having a great time

I can’t do dark mode on iPhone apps

 

[CrushedGroove]

I thought drilling was aggressive sex or preparing a cedar plank for a fence

 

[Givethanks]

I'm a 90's baby and work with kids born in the 2000s

 

[Wink Beaufield]

Your favorite athletes getting old and retiring and also their kids making the league

My jerseys that I bought new are now considered throwbacks.

 

[Sensitive Christian Grey]

If I get 6 hours instead of 8 hours sleep, I won't be worth a damn at work

 

[Pseudonym]

For those with muscle soreness, a nice hot soak with some epsom salt does wonders.

Take a shower before you get in that tub.

 

[ORDER_66]

getting up muscles popping ligaments popping... shoulder pain back pain outta nowhere its the worse... and the knee pain...

 

[Deltron]

I can’t do dark mode

Dark mode is the best, even for my failing eyesight

 

[re'up]

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wait you were dating a bytch in construction ?

my hands!

The convo was about lying about what I did for a living, it was actually a pretty joke from me, just wrong audience

she liked me anyway lol

 

[Vandelay]

Perfect timing of this thread lol

Over the weekend was at the playground with my kids and my lady. For years she been swearing she faster than me but we’ve never raced. On the way to the car I saw a field and said fukk it let’s do it.

All 4 of us line up, I even give them an head start. We Prolly running a good 40 yard dash distance

Ready

SET!

GO!


I’m in perfect form, close the gap on her and now I’m moving. Look to my left I past her prolly at about 25 yards.

At 30 I feel a pop

Right hammy said fukk you nikka


Was icing my leg the rest of the weekend. Ordered a leg sleeve and everything


Shut her little shyt down tho

Bruh, same shyt happens to me. I'm 39. 5 years ago I signed up to do co-ed softball with some coworkers. All my coworkers were 25-31. Here I am at 33-34 trying to be the cool older coworker. I suck and we lost but after the game people started arguing about why we lost and people started calling each other slow. So I'm just sitting back smirking because even at 34 at the time I was faster than most people I knew personally. So they line up on the field after challenging each other to a quick 50 yard dash. I pull up to the line like "yeah I got y'all young whippa snappas"
So everyone gets geeked and is like we got a race now. We line and go...I pulled off slow and everyone is in front of me by 2-3 steps...I'm like let me hit the afterburners on these youngins...

I start jetting, and actually pulled ahead for 2-3 steps. With no warning my right hamstring went *pop*

And immediately made me fall. Took 2 other racers down with me. Tried to play it off like there a dip in the ground. I couldn't play off the limp I had afterwards. Coworkers still give me shyt about this to this day lol...

 

[levitate]

When your tummy sweats.

 

[Roland Coltrane]

when she wants round 2