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This show is one of those "turn your mind off because the more you think about it the more its ass" type of things.

Kate Bush is apparently a deity for Max which okay cool, she pops up in Vecna hellscape...and RUNS all the way to the one fukking place in his universe he cant go into??? How does this make any sense :dead: He couldn't just stop her at any point?

Demigordons nebulous power levels

The military is legitimately full of retards. No one realized its a whole cave system under the impromptu base you built :mindblown: Then when you figure it out a fat 9 year old and two twinks can hold the door for like 5 minutes against military personnel :mindblown:

I have 0 idea why vecna just doesn't smoke all the stranger things kiddos, he comes thru like Vader and slimes out the army and leaves every single one of them alive. whispers sweet nothings to Will goes away. I guess he assumed the demigorgons would do it but like...just finish it yourself. dumb ass villians :snoop:

At this point I want Vecna to win :unimpressed:
 

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Will is more of a warlock than a wizard or sorcerer. 11 is the sorcerer. And to take it further:

Dustin is the bard.
Mike is the paladin.
Nancy & Steve are fighters, ranged/melee respectively.
Hop is the Barbarian.
Max is the cleric, lowkey.
Lucas is the ranger.
Robin is the closest thing to a wizard they have.
Will's loser simp brother is a rogue, his uselessness cancels him out.
Erica is a rogue.
 

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Will is more of a warlock than a wizard or sorcerer. 11 is the sorcerer. And to take it further:

Dustin is the bard.
Mike is the paladin.
Nancy & Steve are fighters, ranged/melee respectively.
Hop is the Barbarian.
Max is the cleric, lowkey.
Lucas is the ranger.
Robin is the closest thing to a wizard they have.
Will's loser simp brother is a rogue, his uselessness cancels him out.
Erica is a rogue.
Finale theory
One of the theories going around, somewhat based on comments made by the creators is that this is one long ass D&D game and the boys are still at the table from the show’s first scene
 

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Finale theory
One of the theories going around, somewhat based on comments made by the creators is that this is one long ass D&D game and the boys are still at the table from the show’s first scene
Imma neg the fukk outta you if this is true. Why put this evil out in the universe?
 

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Finale theory
One of the theories going around, somewhat based on comments made by the creators is that this is one long ass D&D game and the boys are still at the table from the show’s first scene
I hate you and I hate anybody who comes up with that stupid fuccking ass “It was all a dream” Theory :pacspit:

Stupid MFs say that shyt about EVERY show. To this day we still have MFs saying that about Martin….Martin:snoop:…..Gahdamn I hate you niccas :pacspit:
 

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Mike been useless for like three seasons. I forgot, I do like Robin a lot. She's Ethan Hawkes daughter right? She'll probably have a good career..

And Uma Thurman. It's wild because there's moments where the looks EXACTLY like her...and then moments she looks like him. It's wild being old enough to see that.
 

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Breh, Eleven is the one who turned Henry into Vecna. There's no way bytch ass Will is levels above her :russ:

Edit - My bad, I think you meant contributions this season.

At this current time he could be. Eleven is Gohan. Unlimited potential but always held back by something. Will is Gotenks. No breaks from day 1 but no control, so he'll prolly burn out.
 

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Forgot how pretty this girl used to be. Wild

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Finale theory
One of the theories going around, somewhat based on comments made by the creators is that this is one long ass D&D game and the boys are still at the table from the show’s first scene

But they look old as f*ck now.
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You 38 still playing D&D ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Fred.
 
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