Official Tank Wars Thread: NBA Race to the Bottom - Rep your squad

[THE MACHINE]

Throw your hands in the air of you bout it, bout it

Standings as of 3/22/18

9.) Knicks 26-46
8.) Bulls 24-47
7.) Kings 24-49
6.) Nets (Cavs) 23-49
5.) Mavs 22-50
4.) Magic 21-51
3.) Hawks 21-51
2.) Suns 19-53
1.) Grizz 19-53

Some of the intertank matchups still to come

Knicks 26-46 - Orlando
Bulls 24-47 - Orlando, Brooklyn, Brooklyn
Kings 24-49 - Dallas, Phoenix, Memphis
Nets 23-49 -Orlando, Chicago, Chicago
Mavs 22-50 - Kings, Magic, Suns
Magic 21-51 -Phoenix, Brooklyn, Chicago, Atlanta, NY, Dallas
Hawks 21-51 - Orlando
Suns 19-53 - Orlando, Sacramento, Dallas
Grizz 19-53 - Sacramento

Bonus: Cavs, who own the Nets, pick can really get their on. - They play Phoenix and Dallas.

 

[Lootpack]

Dwight Howard putting on some throwback, Orlando-esque performances, D'Antoni coaching up an offensive juggernaut in the Rockets, the Knicks suck, Emeka Okafor is a starter on a playoff team....it truly feels like 2008.

Now we just need the Bulls to get that #1 overall pick to make the cypher complete.

 

[#1 pick]

 

[DONCIC]

My Mavs managing to stay somewhat competitive in games and tank at the same time

Heard a few times that this Mavs team will go down as one of the most unluckiest ever in terms of losing games that could have gone either way

Add a top 5 pick to this roster + Carlisle going back to non-tanking rotations + a little luck = Playoffs?

Btw if Memphis escape this Tank War without receiving a fine of some kind then

 

[THE MACHINE]

My Mavs managing to stay somewhat competitive in games and tank at the same time

Heard a few times that this Mavs team will go down as one of the most unluckiest ever in terms of losing games that could have gone either way

Add a top 5 pick to this roster + Carlisle going back to non-tanking rotations + a little luck = Playoffs?

Btw if Memphis escape this Tank War without receiving a fine of some kind then

Memphis has been absolutely blatant with it.

Ayton might give them the

 

[MooseMouthMthafuga]

Suns deserve that 1st pick, but they'll finish with the 3rd worst record, and pick 5th-6th.

It's always downward moving, never up, stupid....Here's another classic("Classic" = The NBA saying to the Suns "We're fukking you again ")

 

[#1 pick]

Hawks need that #1 pick

 

[THE MACHINE]

Lets Go Bulls

Dunn
LaVine
Markkanen
Portis
Ayton or Bagley

 

[#1 pick]

We need to draft Ayton. Use Minny pick and Hou pick to move up and land Trae Young or Collin Sexton or Shai-GA. Trade cap space and Dennis for LMA and Patty Mills so they can make a run for LeBron James.

Mills/(Sexton/Young/Shai)/Taylor
Bazemore
Prince
LMA/Collins
Dedmon/Ayton

We don't gotta tank and we got potential superstars we can develop. Win-Win

 

[staticshock]

Hawks next two games are against GSW & Houston

 

[#1 pick]

Hawks next two games are against GSW & Houston

Steph back after we took him out as well. He's gonna be motivated to drop 60

 

[Captain Crunch]

I just wanna see Doncic on the Knicks and Bagley in Phoenix.

 

[jwinfield]

It's still fukk the league for giving the Bulls a warning for not playing Lopez and Holiday

 

[Morethan1]

 

[Ashyneezz]

Mavs doing it right