OG Pokemon > this new sh!t

[So UnThotful]

to one of the most G's pokemon of all time, motherfukka was a warrior

 

[WOAHMYGOODNESS]

WHOAMYnikka stay killin me

Coli's GOAT youngin

swiggy my nikka im just sayin, iainteven nockin game freaks hussle...errybody eats be


but come da fuq on with this shyt...so this nikka ain't hit puberty but half the lil nikkatrainers who grew up on this shyt got kids and mustaches? this nikka eyes changed hazel and his clothes got baggier but this nikka ain't even been pokemon leage runner up in like 10 years...i remember when he saved my nikka charmander from the cold, fed that nikka, raised dat nikka like he was his own son after his other trainer was brining that #hardonhoes movement shyt to pokamon wurld and charmander got his swag up, evolved in to a fukkin real nikka ass dragon and then said "fukk on lil nikka...what's ash to a fukkin blaze like me, can you please remind me" ass laying in the middle of battles while this nikka calling out moves and yawning at the idea of doing what you was raised to do...why? cause this nikka ash ain't have enuff badges of some shyt...so pokemon are dumb enough to get caught in a 3 inch metal ball that, physically speaking they shouldnt eeven fit in...but are smart enough to not respek a nikka for not havin 8 shiny badges? da fuq game freak?

and how the fukk is gary oak ahead of this nikka yet neither one has been pokamon master yet? boff ya'll nikkas need to just get jobs and help out ya moms...who im pretty sure is fukkin with my nikka proffessa oak on some "I'm the pappy " bernie mac shyt

 

[Squirtle]

The new pokemon look like Digimon, what a shame.

 

[Squirtle]

to one of the most G's pokemon of all time, motherfukka was a warrior

 

[WOAHMYGOODNESS]

dis nikka got a mask on his dikk...they call this nikka...YAMASK...





















































































































game freak you ain't shyt...so our new pokemons are a helmet with a fukkin massive clit face, gucci mane's tattoo, and a keyloid with a face?

 

[Swiggy]

gucci mane's tattoo

 

[WOAHMYGOODNESS]

 

[The_Dread_Dormammu]

Lmfao!

 

[He Who Posts Well]

 

[Cuban Pete]

gucci the east atlanta zone 6 gym leader, his team consist of that ice cream cone niukka you see above ^

young gyarados

and o.j. da raticate

 

[WOAHMYGOODNESS]

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brehs....brehs...my dearly beloved brehs...know what this is? huh? they call it Sigilpyh...know what it's supposed to be? it's the god damn pinata/wind chime...




















































these nikkas are supposed to be filled with candy and fun and now the chillren supposed to fight ice cweam cones and pinatas?

 

[So UnThotful]

da fukk si this suppose to be?

a mouldy expired cookie

 

[So UnThotful]

holy fukk todays children lost

who the fukk c/s these fukkin pokemon? the second to last one looks like cousin it son

i dont know whats worst, vincent kennedy macmahon creative team or the current designers of pokemon

 

[Rigamortus]

This thread is pure comedy.

@WOAHMYGOODNESS

 

[WOAHMYGOODNESS]

brehs...this nikka was 10 in 1998

here he go today

they say he still TEN!!!
how the fukk you been ten for 14 years!!!
another thing my beloved brehs...
explain the nurse joy/officer jenny shyt...cause to me, and its just me...its the laziest plot device i ever heard...so, there happens to be 96 idential twins of both of these hoes an atleast 1 in every town ever...how!!?? how they mom give birrff to like 77 of these bytches? these hoes gotta be pokemons, probably a bunch of dittos copying humans or somethin

and why my nikka brock aint never get p*ssy? this nikka's dikk was drier then his onyx no omar from the wire