Man, I'm combing through this thread getting hit with Nostalgia bullets and I gotta drop this one.
Who in here damn near caught the belt for forgetting to switch the telly back to regular cable?
I remember one night my mom got a phone call cause one of our friend's mom called, CURSING HER, THE fukk, OUT.

"Oh! ADDRESS_UNKNOWN AND DEM BOYS COME UP IN AH ME HOUSE! DUTTY UP ME CARPET AND MASH UP ME NEW BRAND BIG SCREEN! CABLE NAH SHOW! DI SCREEN PON BLACK! BLAAAAAAAACK! ME JUS BUY DIS 'HYA WID ME MONEY, NOW DEM DUTTY FOOT BOY MASH 'EM UP!!!"
This was like in the middle of a school night and I was shook to all fukk 'cause we was over there playing NBA Jam or some shyt, but I'm trying to tell my mom and her (Over the phone) that we didn't break shyt, her step son (Dude's dad had some ratchet sidebytch who moved in with him) had the shyt hooked up and all we did was come over with the games, played afterschool and bounced when evening set in.
Had to walk on over there with Mom cause she was pissed, looking to ban me from going over to anyone else's house or having them come over and that would have been a death sentence since that's how we ate back in those days and the dudes that didn't let you into their houses never came over to ours

. So I'm worried to all fukk

thinking I'm gonna get blacklisted, we roll up and the bytch is STILL going off (My friend wasn't home for some odd ass reason), shouting at my mom about payment (We were well off enough since my mom hadn't built a house yet and spoiled me to a point back then) for her shyts, and she singled us out 'cause she figured we'd cave and replace it...I go

turn it on "SEE! BLACKNISS! PURRRE BLACKNISS!" the bytch screams, I fiddle with the remote for a minute....Input...Input...Input.....Cable comes back on.
"Ah wha him do? AH WHA YOU DO BWOY???"

My mom's a nice, demure lady and she just went "The Tv working fine now, right? Want to flip through all the channels?" bytch and my partner's pops who looked like he didn't want no part of whatever was going on said shyt was fine, HE apologized, we stepped outside into the room and she hit me with the

"You come over here again for anything again I going to beat yuh skunt.
Keep out these people place, doh let that boy come over by we a fukk."

Got stories for days on some oldschool bullshyt we did trying to game, man.