Old hoes out the game trying to hustle you unappreciation

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OP spent 1 hour on the phone with a 42 yr old single mom thot he aint smash
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This thread didn't disappoint...for one it's been made a million times and two just like I thought it would get the whole gamut of interpretation
from the mad deep psychological diagnosis to game recognize game to I'm angry, I'm foul, I'm in love, I'ma wife her...wild
It's an interesting look into the human psyche and how we interpret information like them ink blot tests "what do you see here?"

Anyway
Ain't nobody going to Spain. Having slept on the shyt, I'm still thinking what's her deal? How you don't speak to someone for years and then out of the blue jump in the DM going from 0-60?
Yup I flirted back, what she's gonna fly out here and knock on my door? :laff:
Let's say she's sincere: what is this, Pretty Woman? FOH
Ok now say she's running game. For what? Sponsorship? step daddy? #PassportGang ? I'm good.
According to her, she's laid up at home recovering from a lipo and so mad bored.
I WFH so I had time to talk
I mean on paper she's The Coli's dream: a single mother with 3 daughters now looking to settle down

Back in HS we was cool, she was part of our little party crew social circle
One of them fast younger chicks sneaking out at night, that kinda shyt
Soon enough she got pregnant and we all graduated and went out into the world

My therapist fukkin up too. I'm show him the ill psych diagnosis here like look man Coli experts are running laps all over you, step your game up!

:heh:

On some semi-related shyt, my ex wife who we haven't spoken since our divorce 3 years ago emailed me a few days ago on some friendly shyt
This woman refused to sign the papers. Judge had to sign for her
When we separated she sent this Dead Sea scrolls length email to my fam and close friends detailing every single fukk up of mine
of course she conveniently left out her fukk ups, cuz it's always 100% the man's fault
(meanwhile I'm the one that filed. I'm the foulest dude on earth but you don't file?)
Now 3 years later she's writing on some "hey big head" shyt
FOH

I think both of these situations ghosts of broads past is the devil trying me
Just last week I was chopping it up with a homie talking about I don't do the apps, I need to go out more
Been cooped up WFH and working on my book
cavorting with a couple of divorcees like myself, they come through get the D and go home
Devil like oh you trying to meet women face to face the old school way? Trying to go outside?
Boom here's your ex being extra nice. Remember when you first got together and had wild sex?
Oh you left her on read? boom here's a familiar face from HS who you haven't spoken to in years now sliding in the DMs throwing it at you

The devil is a lie

My ex ain't even a thought. Leave her on read and KIM
The Spanish chica, she's bored in bed all day (allegedly). Soon enough she'll be back at work and back to DM happy b-day/merry xmas like it's been for years.

All in the game

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Should've told her to send you the vacay money and did some research on how to obtain a weapon over there just in case things aren't as they seem.

Touch down, smash and kick it for however long, then dip back out. That hoe prolly know hella tricks no pun intended
 

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Yup, I'm in love. Got my cape on extra tight and any day now I'm flying across the Atlantic to save her

:blessed:

No wait I'm a foul angry simp trying to smash and dash cuz I couldn't 30 years ago. I've been dying for her to DM me out of nowhere

:demonic:

No hold up I'ma run advanced 4D chess pimp game on a retired pro who's been around the world and got more bodies than a Chinese cemetery

:patrice:

I love this place, thanks for the laughs brehs
:bryan:
 

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Yup, I'm in love. Got my cape on extra tight and any day now I'm flying across the Atlantic to save her

:blessed:

No wait I'm a foul angry simp trying to smash and dash cuz I couldn't 30 years ago. I've been dying for her to DM me out of nowhere

:demonic:

No hold up I'ma run advanced 4D chess pimp game on a retired pro who's been around the world and got more bodies than a Chinese cemetery

:patrice:

I love this place, thanks for the laughs brehs
:bryan:
Which of the first 2 are you
 

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The economy must be getting really bad out there. I hadf two different ones hit me up the past couple weeks. One was very subtle with it, talking about she's ready for stability. The other basically was like I can be on a plane to see you tomorrow. Nah I am good. I don't need extra stress in my life. This is your chance breh's some fine ass women are struggling. They want that stable man.
 
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