Cooked Kings, bytchmade bigs, and shytty snitches: Your 2022-23 GOAT franchise Boss Angeles Lakers season thread

[Joe Sixpack]

So this how y’all make ya exit under the guise of a fed up “die hard” fan

What exit

I'm gonna still watch the Lakers on TV

Just like all a yall we all in the same boat we watching them play we don't work for Jeannie

 

[Joe Sixpack]

so what, he's getting paid 45M a year and can't play 45 games. y'all use that age shyt to excuse everything.

availability > part time player

So you want props for basically being a battered wife?

 

[CantStop]

So you want props for basically being a battered wife?

u follow another nikka from team to team and pretend to be fans of the team he's on until he finds his new team and u telling your friends imma stand beside him no matter what

 

[Th3Birdman]

Alright, we have a path. It's ugly, but beggars can't be choosers.

- Clippers just lost
- Raptors are in a tight game with the Wolves
- Grizz are molywopping the Warriors currently
- Jazz gotta play the Celtics

Jazz losing is highly likely. This gives us space between them and us for the 10th spot. The more the Clippers lose, the more they drop in the standings. They might end up 7th or 8th seed. Wolves losing puts us one game behind them for the 8th spot. A Grizz win tonight sends the Warriors to tied 8th slot potentially if the Wolves WIN.

We are still in play. If we can tread water until LeBron's return, we have a great shot at only a single Play-in Game, or even a guaranteed spot. The Western Conference is so bad this year, thankfully for us.

 

[IllmaticDelta]

If you were actually watching Laker games how would this be a surprise? I was actually shocked that choker made one.

besides the games that the Lakers lost because of his ft shooting highlighted here



his clutch ft shooting woes never stood out to me

 

[The God Poster]

What exit

I'm gonna still watch the Lakers on TV

Just like all a yall we all in the same boat we watching them play we don't work for Jeannie

Stop it the jig been up

You’re not a Laker fan. You’ve tried to put up a front like you were.

 

[Joe Sixpack]

u follow another nikka from team to team and pretend to be fans of the team he's on until he finds his new team and u telling your friends imma stand beside him no matter what

nikka I been watching the Lakers since Showtime

You a new age skinny jeans nikka that just got up on the Lakers with Kobe

 

[RAX 010]

Karl is better if we keeping it 100.

You probably right breh

 

[jaydawg08]

Timberwolves lose, Clippers lost, Warriors and Jazz losing... These past 2 games really fukd us cause we'd probably fighting for the 6th spot right now

 

[The God Poster]

nikka I been watching the Lakers since Showtime

You a new age skinny jeans nikka that just got up on the Lakers with Kobe

You keep saying watching

We all watch every team because we are fans of the NBA.

We not going around acting like we specially Laker fans when in reality stans of one player.

 

[Dr. Narcisse]

Lakers deadass should be in the 5th seed right now

If Cantstop didnt put that year-round French-Canadian Curse on Bron/AD and the Lakers franchise would have a legit shot at catching Denver for real

 

[Dwight Howard]

I want no parts of Randle.

A KAT/AD swap is interesting in theory. Both guys are soft, KAT seems like an absolute pain in the ass to be around and definitely isn't a leader, plus he's trash defensively. But he can shoot and can carry an offense, unlike AD. His five year extension doesn't kick in until next season too while AD has 1+1 left on his deal.

Minnesota would have to say fukk it and want to lean in 100% on defense with him and Gobert together.

Wild take. AD is far superior to towns offensively and far more consistent.

 

[Malcolmxxx_23]

Tomm must win
All the ops lost

 

[CantStop]

Wild take. AD is far superior to towns offensively and far more consistent.

Towns averaged 25/10 and shot 41% from 3 on 5 attempts last year and shot 53% from the field which is insane considering he's taking a lot of 3s



this is beyond delusion if you think AD is better offensively let alone far superior. only thing AD has on Towns is defense

 

[Dwight Howard]

Towns averaged 25/10 and shot 41% from 3 on 5 attempts last year and shot 53% from the field which is insane considering he's taking a lot of 3s



this is beyond delusion if you think AD is better offensively let alone far superior. only thing AD has on Towns is defense

AD I'd averaging 26/12 and playing elite defense. No one is taking Towns over AD be forreal.