Cooked Kings, bytchmade bigs, and shytty snitches: Your 2022-23 GOAT franchise Boss Angeles Lakers season thread

[Regular_P]

Wild take. AD is far superior to towns offensively and far more consistent.

 

[2Quik4UHoes]

Tomm must win
All the ops lost

I heard that just the other day

 

[Dwight Howard]

This is a statistical fact, maybe you dudes don't watch other teams but if you dislike AD youd HATE towns. AD is factually a more productive offensive player and defensively it isn't close. Anyone taking Towns over AD is a clown, not even considering the fact Towns hasn't even played in like 4 months and hasn't won shyt like ever

 

[CantStop]

AD I'd averaging 26/12 and playing elite defense. No one is taking Towns over AD be forreal.

I would and so would many Laker fans

Towns has a lot more fight than AD.

would our offense be better with Towns or Thomas Bryant? cause we already know the answer with AD. had a top offense with that bum thomas bryant and a woat offense with AD cause dude is an auto brick/turnover and will be on his tony snell ghost shyt for half the game

 

[Dwight Howard]

I would and so would many Laker fans

Towns has a lot more fight than AD.

would our offense be better with Towns or Thomas Bryant? cause we already know the answer with AD. had a top offense with that bum thomas bryant and a woat offense with AD cause dude is an auto brick/turnover and will be on his tony snell ghost shyt for half the game

Yea I'm just gonna assume you don't watch towns like that...towns and "fight" don't belong in the same sentence.

 

[Regular_P]

This is a statistical fact, maybe you dudes don't watch other teams but if you dislike AD youd HATE towns. AD is factually a more productive offensive player and defensively it isn't close. Anyone taking Towns over AD is a clown, not even considering the fact Towns hasn't even played in like 4 months and hasn't won shyt like ever

Bozo babble. There is nothing AD does better than Towns offensively.

 

[CantStop]

Yea I'm just gonna assume you don't watch towns like that...towns and "fight" don't belong in the same sentence.

yea ok bruh

AD is better than Towns offensively in 2023



the worst shooter (statistically) the past 2 years is better than Towns

 

[Dwight Howard]

Bozo babble. There is nothing AD does better than Towns offensively.

Towns averages 20ppg on worst efficiency(51%) than AD who averages 26 on 56% shooting, AD scores more points and does so more efficiently. There isn't an argument for towns and the fact that you are vouching for towns over AD indicates you don't really watch him play. Anything you can say about AD can basically be said about Towns when it comes to playing except Towns can't defend for shyt and AD is elite on that end.

 

[Fortunate Lee]

Utah won, back to the 11th seed.

 

[A Tribe Called Quest ™]

Towns averages 20ppg on worst efficiency(51%) than AD who averages 26 on 56% shooting, AD scores more points and does so more efficiently. There isn't an argument for towns and the fact that you are vouching for towns over AD indicates you don't really watch him play. Anything you can say about AD can basically be said about Towns when it comes to playing except Towns can't defend for shyt and AD is elite on that end.

In fairness, KAT had a season he made almost 3.5 threes again, plus Ant and DLo loved to take shots from bro. He usually is a 24-26 PPG scorer when healthy

 

[Dwight Howard]

In fairness, KAT had a season he made almost 3.5 threes again, plus Ant and DLo loved to take shots from bro. He usually is a 24-26 PPG scorer when healthy

Bruh I feel you but with the complaints AD receives (softness, inconsistency) there is no way Lakers fans wouldn't hate dude within weeks not to mention the matador defense.

 

[Regular_P]

Towns averages 20ppg on worst efficiency(51%) than AD who averages 26 on 56% shooting, AD scores more points and does so more efficiently. There isn't an argument for towns and the fact that you are vouching for towns over AD indicates you don't really watch him play. Anything you can say about AD can basically be said about Towns when it comes to playing except Towns can't defend for shyt and AD is elite on that end.

Look at this fukking bozo cherry picking stats from a season Towns was injured, playing with that scrub Gobert next to him with no training camp together.

AD is shooting 23% from three the past three seasons and KAT is 39% for his career.

 

[A Tribe Called Quest ™]

Bruh I feel you but with the complaints AD receives (softness, inconsistency) there is no way Lakers fans wouldn't hate dude within weeks not to mention the matador defense.

I think AD is a better player by far I agree, but KAT might be a better fit with Bron. KAT"s defense is bad because of switching, his interior defense isn't amazing but it isn't bad. KAT would help stretch the floor for Lebron, and I trust his ability to take over games over AD on the offensive side. KAT had a 60 point game last season, when did AD do that the last time?

 

[CantStop]

Towns averages 20ppg on worst efficiency(51%) than AD who averages 26 on 56% shooting, AD scores more points and does so more efficiently. There isn't an argument for towns and the fact that you are vouching for towns over AD indicates you don't really watch him play. Anything you can say about AD can basically be said about Towns when it comes to playing except Towns can't defend for shyt and AD is elite on that end.

this is beyond disingenuous for so many reasons

u really think KAT is a 20 ppg or were there other issues that played a part in that?

either way I rather have the better shooter at 51% over a dude who's entire game is put backs and dump offs.

 

[Dwight Howard]

Look at this fukking bozo cherry picking stats from a season Towns was injured, playing with that scrub Gobert next to him with no training camp together.

AD is shooting 23% from three the past three seasons and KAT is 39% for his career.

OK what about defense?