Old school wrestling... booked by today's Vince

[Berniewood Hogan]

"Andre doesn't have a six pack and his French accent doesn't connect with the WWF universe."

"Junkyard Dog got over as a hardcore babyface. Give him a dancing gimmick."

"'Strangler' is too violent of a nickname for younger members of the NWA universe. Take away his nickname. Take away his first name. He's just Lewis."

"Dusty got caught with marijuana. Fire him. Cowboy Bob Orton got caught with marijuana for the sixth time. Give him another title run."

 

[El Cocodrilo]

"Hogan's getting over with the fans... better have him lose until the buzz dies down and put Bruno Sammartino vs Bob Backlund in the main event of Wrestlemania."

 

[Berniewood Hogan]

"Hogan's getting over with the fans... better have him lose until the buzz dies down and put Bruno Sammartino vs Bob Backlund in the main event of Wrestlemania."

"And don't bother building a special set for Wrestlemania. We'll just use the same one we use every week for Saturday Night's Main Event."

 

[3Rivers]

:vinnydavis:"Miss Elizabeth is loved for her wholesome image? Take her off TV and away from Savage and bring her back as a mean girl"

:vinnydavis:"Let's bring back Buddy Rogers as a WM special attraction"

:vinnydavis:"Bruno has crowd support and can wrestle but something hasn't quite clicked. Maybe he's too Italian"

:vinnydavis:"Let's give Rocky Johnson and Tony Atlas a tag team Bojangles gimmick"

 

[Berniewood Hogan]

"Bring in Rocky Johnson to cut an awful promo about finding a crackhead in the back of his shytty car."

 

[Berniewood Hogan]

"IT WAS THE ANONYMOUS RAW GM, AUSTIN! IT WAS THE ANONYMOUS RAW GM ALL ALONG!"

 

[prophecypro]

So basically book like Vince Sr.?

 

[Pinyapplesuckas]

"Shawn i think you're doing just fine...but you need something more....who is that Hispanic man you rambled about when i signed you? Jose something? Yeah that guy.. We're gonna bring him in. You're gonna drop the strap to him "

"Hey Randy...great job last night. We're gonna put the title on you tonight. Hogan is gonna cash in later in the night and we're going to put the title on him. Great job again last night Randy. One day you'll be our guy!"

"Give Hercules Hernandez a mohawk and a nose ring. That will really shake things up"

"Thank you for joining our organization Mr. Flair. You will be a great asset to this company. First order is your name.. We dont think "The Nature Boy" is the right fit. It sounds like you're going to take us on a hike or something..lets flip it from the bottom up..from now on you'll be known as Chad Fullerton...thats a name that really pops out doesnt it, Ric?"

 

[Mantis Toboggan M.D.]

"This crowd is really into Stone Cold, but they seem to be angry at Rocky Maivia. I've got a solution! We'll push rocky to the moon and have Austin feud with men on a mission and jeff jarrett"

 

[robb]

lol

 

[Playaz Eyez]

Please keep this going lmaooo

 

[El Cocodrilo]

"We should start every show with a 20 min promo by Jack Tunney... get everyone amped up!"

 

[Berniewood Hogan]

"We should start every show with a 20 min promo by Jack Tunney... get everyone amped up!"

"The big payoff happens when the babyface wins and Tunney is finally removed from power. Then he's back in two weeks like nothing changed."

 

[Rosecrans]

Muthaphukkin at Chad Fullerton

 

[prophecypro]

I tried to come up with some examples...but they turned out to be actual things he did

Put Dusty in Polka Dots, push Warrior, Harts in Pink, give a Von Erich a nickname