DosCadenaz
Superstar
The Macho Man Randy Savage! Such a great name! You'll have a tag team title opportunity with Santino!
Old school wrestling... booked by today's Vince
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DosCadenaz
Superstar
I can see it now!
The Nature Boy, Ric Flair.... Versus.... The Big Guy, RyyyyyBACK! It'll be a career vs title match. Now Ric we have to protect the face of our brand in Ryback, but we will book it as if there was a loophole,and you Will be back in a few weeks. We we're thinking a party animal like yourself would work to put over one of our up n coming heels. The party animal vs the party pooper Adam rose in the Over the Limit preshow! What do you think Ric?
The Nature Boy, Ric Flair.... Versus.... The Big Guy, RyyyyyBACK! It'll be a career vs title match. Now Ric we have to protect the face of our brand in Ryback, but we will book it as if there was a loophole,and you Will be back in a few weeks. We we're thinking a party animal like yourself would work to put over one of our up n coming heels. The party animal vs the party pooper Adam rose in the Over the Limit preshow! What do you think Ric?
Kill Dat Noize
Banned
pat patterson:
"i'm tellin ya vinny boy this kid is the next big thing. he got it all. he could be our next big superstar"vince:
"what's he callin himself?"pat patterson: "oh you're gonna love it... the macho man... randy savage!"
vince:
hmmm...what if we went with ......
pat patterson:
vince:
maybe just a last name then. how about.....
pat patterson:
El Cocodrilo
Superstar
pat patterson:
vince:
pat patterson: "oh you're gonna love it... the macho man... randy savage!"
vince:
roland hawthorne!!!
pat patterson:
vince:
hawthorne!!!
pat patterson:
pat patterson:
Vince, can't he just keep his name?? Vince:
nah.... I'll tell you what 
we can call him Randall Hawthornepat patterson:
Vince:
and tell him to shave that hideous beard or he's FIRED for fukks sake
Kill Dat Noize
Banned
pat patterson:
Vince:
pat patterson:
Vince:
"tell him to lose the beard, sunglasses, and those funky headbands."
"lovely miss elizabeth? pfft, gimme a break. we're just gonna call her ASHLEY"
DosCadenaz
Superstar
Vince: let's call him Randall Hawthorne. Have him shave that beard and lose the colorful attire. Put a suit on that hippy and put him in the Right to Censor stable. Make it happen Damn it!pat patterson:
vince:
pat patterson: "oh you're gonna love it... the macho man... randy savage!"
vince:
roland hawthorne!!!
pat patterson:
vince:
hawthorne!!!
pat patterson:
Vince: Steve, we want to go into a different direction with your character.
Austin: Okay, shoot.....
Vince: We're gonna switch you from the Ringmaster to.....
Chilly McFreeze!
"
(that actually was a real name they came up with before "Stone Cold")
Austin: Okay, shoot.....
Vince: We're gonna switch you from the Ringmaster to.....
Chilly McFreeze!
(that actually was a real name they came up with before "Stone Cold")
Kill Dat Noize
Banned
vince mcmahon's idea to build up wrestlemania 3 would be to deliver the exact same card a week before on superstars but make them all non title matches.
Kill Dat Noize
Banned
edit: sry double post
GoddamnyamanProf
Countdown to Armageddon
Rocky's getting over. I want to see if he's the real deal or just his catchphrases and eyebrow are over. Put him in a mask and don't let him say a word for 6 months.
GoddamnyamanProf
Countdown to Armageddon
People seem to have really responded to Austin's 3:16 promo. He's protected by the King of the Ring title now so let's have him lose to Bart Gunn for awhile, that'll give Austin the rub he needs
Kill Dat Noize
Banned
^ fixed the smiley up a bit. shyt is too good to let it stay f'd up.
Finkle: COMING TO THE RING AT A BONE CHILLING -10 DEGREES CELSIUS, FROM THE GLACIERS OF ANTARCTICA...CHILLY MCFREEZE!Vince: Steve, we want to go into a different direction with your character.
Austin: Okay, shoot.....
Vince: We're gonna switch you from the Ringmaster to.....
Chilly McFreeze!"
(that actually was a real name they came up with before "Stone Cold")
Un-AmericanDreamer
Simp City
WWF, Now we're the WWE.
Super Shredder, you're getting the WWF title.
Anthony "Tony" Norris your new name is Shaquille Jackson like Shaquille O'Neil and Bo Jackson because you look like those guys
Devon, your new name is Ahmed Johnson.
HBK, I'm gonna book you as a champ that never wins.
Luger, you're going over HBK for the 15th time this year on raw is war.
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Mantis Toboggan M.D.
I’m here for the scraps
Beat me to it. You left out out ice dagger, Otto Von ruthless, and fang mcfrost.Vince: Steve, we want to go into a different direction with your character.
Austin: Okay, shoot.....
Vince: We're gonna switch you from the Ringmaster to.....
Chilly McFreeze!"
(that actually was a real name they came up with before "Stone Cold")
"Well Mick we want to create and entirely new character for you here. I'm liking the name mason the mutilator"