Old school wrestling... booked by today's Vince

[TBdaGhost]

"Ban the stunner, someone's gonna blow out a knee God dammit!"

 

[JackM]

Bring in Morton Downey Junior and Al Sharpton for a street fight match. It'll work because Al Sharpton's black! . The match will be 30 minutes with a run in by Jimmy Snuka!!!




*Stares in disbelief*
......But who's gonna win Vince?



Card subject to change.

 

[The Amerikkkan Idol]

pat patterson: "i'm tellin ya vinny boy this kid is the next big thing. he got it all. he could be our next big superstar"

vince: "what's he callin himself?"

pat patterson: "oh you're gonna love it... the macho man... randy savage!"

vince: hmmm...what if we went with ......

Spoiler

roland hawthorne!!!

pat patterson:







vince: maybe just a last name then. how about.....

Spoiler

hawthorne!!!

pat patterson:

This nikka said Hawthorne.

 

[GoddamnyamanProf]

"The Rock"? That's no good, we already have Man Mountain Rock. Let's just use Flex Kavana. After a few months we can drop the first name and just call him KAVANA