Olympic Village Sex Fest: Athletes Tell All In ESPN Report That Reveals 70,000 Condom

[MewTwo]

Olympic Village Sex Fest: Athletes Tell All In ESPN Report That Reveals 70,000 Condoms Just Isn't Enough

“Four years ago in Beijing, I got so hammered I fisted a giant panda,” bragged snaggletoothed swimmer Michael Phelps. “I’m going to get so much play this summer I’ll probably wrap a gold medal around my penis.”

 

[Dooby]

Never knew it was anything like that...

 

[Serious]

Never knew it was anything like that...

not surprised, all I know is that I need to be in Brasil, when the 2014 world cup happens.

I sure as hell won't be watching soccer(football)

 

[Xtraz2]

yeah i been hearin stories bout this for a minute

 

[ExodusNirvana]

Don't know why this is such a big deal

 

[Shogun]

Don't know why this is such a big deal

its not

 

[The Real]

yeah i been hearin stories bout this for a minute

It makes sense. You've got hundreds of the world's best athletes looking their most fit living together for just a little while. They're under massive pressure, have no real outlet for it, and this is the only time they get to hang around other people who lead similarly specific lives as they do and understand them. Honestly, I'd be surprised if things weren't like this.

 

[Dusty Bake Activate]

I'm gonna need that Dominique Dawes sex tape.

 

[Mr swag]

I'm gonna need that Dominique Dawes sex tape.

 

[88m3]

reminiscent of slavery

 

[Brian O'Conner]

reminiscent of slavery

explain

 

[Schmoove]

I'm gonna need that Dominique Dawes sex tape.

 

[Leonard Washington]

reminiscent of slavery

 

[King Crimson]

reminiscent of slavery

 

[A Friend of The People]

reminiscent of slavery

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