plus its a matter of self-respect, make your intentions known from the jump...pulling the friend card will only have her thinking you got to know her under false pretenses
"Omg your such a$$hole" random girl
- Thread starter Malcolmxxx_23
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my last 6 baby mommas each have one on me
martin payne
All Star
yup that's definitely a sign.....also any type of physical touching.....and when her pupils dilate when she look at u, it's time to make your moves brethren
Yup, knew what this thread was about before entering
Mr. Somebody
Friend Of A Friend
Probably the classic, even in other languages it means the same sh*t. 
Some other classics:
"you're so wrong"
"that's just evil"
"you're so dirty"<---my personal favorite
"That's not funny"
"No funny business mister"
etc etc etc.
Some other classics:"you're so wrong"
"that's just evil"
"you're so dirty"<---my personal favorite
"That's not funny"
"No funny business mister"
etc etc etc.
@malcolmxxx_45 breh I think I may have a 3some on my hands, I need ur professional opinion.
a lesbian chick I know (the lightskinned version of @ThiefyPoo , got the ass and all that) wants to bring her girlfriend over my house and get fukked up, is she offering me her bytch or does she want me to bring her back to the straight side?
also can you front me a brick for my tuition? I gotchu by the end of the summer.
a lesbian chick I know (the lightskinned version of @ThiefyPoo , got the ass and all that) wants to bring her girlfriend over my house and get fukked up, is she offering me her bytch or does she want me to bring her back to the straight side?
also can you front me a brick for my tuition? I gotchu by the end of the summer.
And who knows women better than Malcolm?
Bobby Reds
Banned
I love when a woman calls me an fukking a$$hole tbh
I am what I am
I am what I am
This. These are far more positive than "you're a$$hole". Calling you an a$$hole or a dyck means she wants you to bounce...then again, some of y'all seem to be in to fukkin with these damaged bird brains so who knows.
Honestly this type a situation you just let it play out
You will have two hoes butt naked in bed. Just do whatever they want you lucky negro :ohhlawd:
I would get "is this ya real number if I got to come looking for you"
Ricky Church
Stole Timberlake's Spaceship-Coupe
"when you gon' come swing that swagger my way?"
pretty damn sure that means she wants the ding-a-ling.
pretty damn sure that means she wants the ding-a-ling.
El Cocodrilo
Superstar
When a girl calls the cop and puts a restraining order on you, you know she really wants the dikk but she has to do these smoke and mirrors cause she don't trust herself with u yet.
Give it time tho
Give it time tho
"when you gon' come swing that swagger my way?"
pretty damn sure that means she wants the ding-a-ling.
Breh... Are you picking women up in Wild West Saloons?
I'm just imagining me being at a lounge, mid convo w/ my fam when I catch shorty eyeing me. I give her the elongated stare, she looks down at her empty cup she's been holding for od long and half smiles.
I walk over to the bar to get a re up on the Jack Daniel's Tennesee Honey
w/ no ice. Give the bartender a 10 and tell him to keep the change when as I turn around shorty approaches me on some..."when you gon' come swing that swagger my way"?
I'd look at her
Try to analyze what era has she time traveled from w/ that statement
Then walk right past shorty on some
