"Omg your such a$$hole" random girl

[Ricky Church]

Breh... Are you picking women up in Wild West Saloons?

I'm just imagining me being at a lounge, mid convo w/ my fam when I catch shorty eyeing me. I give her the elongated stare, she looks down at her empty cup she's been holding for od long and half smiles.

I walk over to the bar to get a re up on the Jack Daniel's Tennesee Honey w/ no ice. Give the bartender a 10 and tell him to keep the change when as I turn around shorty approaches me on some...

"when you gon' come swing that swagger my way"?



I'd look at her


Try to analyze what era has she time traveled from w/ that statement





Then walk right past shorty on some

shut up fool.

 

[Blackout]

Best response

*dont use profanity*

 

[AgentGrey]

Honestly this type a situation you just let it play out
You will have two hoes butt naked in bed. Just do whatever they want you lucky negro

True, worse case scenario I'll have a live-action hood lesiban porno jumpin off in my room.

@innocentdevil how do you propose I handle such a predicament?

 

[innocentdevil]

True, worse case scenario I'll have a live-action hood lesiban porno jumpin off in my room.

@innocentdevil how do you propose I handle such a predicament?

It seems like she either wants you to impregnate her, or her girlfriend.....breh they want to use you for your genetics

 

[Blankthawtz]

what if she throws a drink in your face and curses you out?

the drink can serve as a lubricant...the curses can be the sweet nothings she whispers in your ear.....

 

[Milk N Cookies]

@malcolmxxx_45 I have got to find other things to say!!!! 1/3 of the time, yeah it's true.

 

[ThatTruth777]

"Hi"

#1 sign she wants you

 

[Malcolmxxx_23]

@malcolmxxx_45 I have got to find other things to say!!!! 1/3 of the time, yeah it's true.

You give up the cookies quick?

 

[Milk N Cookies]

You give up the cookies quick?

Hell naw! But i say it to dudes I'm flirting with in person & I'm notorious for grabbing at his arms ... Someone mentioned that so... yeah...

 

[Malcolmxxx_23]

Hell naw! But i say it to dudes I'm flirting with in person & I'm notorious for grabbing at his arms ... Someone mentioned that so... yeah...

Why flirt a lot?
Be honest you luv the attention?

 

[Milk N Cookies]

Why flirt a lot?
Be honest you luv the attention?

Hmm....I've already said too much.

*exits thread*

 

[AgentGrey]

It seems like she either wants you to impregnate her, or her girlfriend.....breh they want to use you for your genetics

So you're saying.. Shes a lesbo-cuck
If she films me breeding her woman, I'll pm you so you can add it to the ladies vault of dirty coli laundry.

 

[Milk N Cookies]

So you're saying.. Shes a lesbo-cuck
If she films me breeding her woman, I'll pm you so you can add it to the ladies vault of dirty coli laundry.

What??!!?

 

[ltheghost]

"You seem like I can trust you" aka We are fukking wherever you want.

 

[iBrowse]

Hell naw! But i say it to dudes I'm flirting with in person & I'm notorious for grabbing at his arms ... Someone mentioned that so... yeah...

i mentioned it damn it

i know yall signs and always play dumb until its too late