One of the worst things of being an adult is checking the mail

[Antwon Mitchell]

Only mail me and my GF get in our house is...

Bills
More bills
Grocery store weekly flyers
Banks asking if if we'd like to create an account with them
A bunch of bs junk mail


A month ago I did get some woman's check in the mail for $100 couldn't cash it tho she must've lived at our address years ago before we moved in...Yeah I know I opened that shyt low-key when we get mail from old residents who used to live at our address...we open that shyt with no fukks given .

 

[Dorian Breh]

Sounds like yall need to level up and join the #PutSumptinOnIt gang so you can stop having PTSD about ya mailbox

https://www.thecoli.com/threads/if-you-pay-yo-bills-in-full-you-a-c00n.464042/

 

[BmoreGorilla]

I hate when it looks like a check and it’s a damn pre approval to borrow some damn money.

Yea that’s exactly what I’m talking about

 

[Rawtid]

Only mail me and my GF get in our house is...

Bills
More bills
Grocery store weekly flyers
Banks asking if if we'd like to create an account with them
A bunch of bs junk mail


A month ago I did get some woman's check in the mail for $100 couldn't cash it tho she must've lived at our address years ago before we moved in...Yeah I know I opened that shyt low-key when we get mail from old residents who used to live at our address...we open that shyt with no fukks given .

I open everything! I don’t care, shouldn’t have sent it here

 

[Antwon Mitchell]

I open everything! I don’t care, shouldn’t have sent it here

Exactly .

 

[Stick Up Kid]

I don’t give companies my mailing asdrsss, I avoid paying bills like that

 

[CreepyMcCreeperson]

I used to troll my ex girlfriends with the mail. I would sign them up for all kinds of catalogs, free samples (maxi pads, stool softener, etc) brochures for retirement communities, etc
I would always make the name something offensive, like Bytch Hore, Gertrude McSluttington, or Dingle Berry.

 

[Absolut]

bill
jury duty
your university begging for donations
junk
an invitation to your cousins kids birthday you don't wanna go to

Got a summons for a 4 month trial the other day. Never seen one say that shyt right on the summons who has time for that that horseshyt

 

[diggy]

I got that USPS mail alert email thingy, so every morning, around 8am, they send me a preview of the letters and mail I’m getting.

you living in 3030, I'm in 1975.

 

[Dorian Breh]

I used to troll my ex girlfriends with the mail. I would sign them up for all kinds of catalogs, free samples (maxi pads, stool softener, etc) brochures for retirement communities, etc
I would always make the name something offensive, like Bytch Hore, Gertrude McSluttington, or Dingle Berry.

Lmao who hurt you

 

[CreepyMcCreeperson]

Lmao who hurt you

I just thought it was really funny.

 

[Paper Boi]

Got a summons for a 4 month trial the other day. Never seen one say that shyt right on the summons who has time for that that horseshyt

foreal, never seen that either. shyt when they tell me the trial is expected to last a week, i start answering the questions intentionally to get kicked off the jury.

only a retired person with nothing else going on in their boring ass life, even then.... i hope i don't enjoy my retirement with a 4 month long trial.

 

[Wildhundreds]

coupons

store catalogs

Pointless Big ass envelopes of employee benefits updates

This nikka gathering information on you nikkas..

He just want notifications..

His campaign towards you nikkas gonna be razor sharp next month..

 

[Slaimon Khan Shah]

CHECKING THE MAIL REMINDS ME OF DOING HOMEWORK. I TRY TO NOT PROCRASTINATE WITH IT.

 

[Pitfalls0117]

I know this lady whose mailbox is outside her building. I was outside with her and the mailbox was damn near overflowing. She opened some of the mail then stuffed all the opened envelopes and contents back in the mailbox with the rest of her old ass mail

The fukk type of routine is that?