One of the worst things of being an adult is checking the mail
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admit to a federal offense. 
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feelosofer
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If you're broke and in debt I could see this being a bigger issue. I get mostly dealership service offers and DSW coupons.
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this made the joke wow bruh
Breh, back in the day i used to be excited to get the sears catalog in the mail. So i could check out the toys section.Remember when we were kids we got all pumped on the rare occasions we got mail?
Mama would come home like “mail is here for you!”
Me:
Might have some money in it for your bday. If an old person sent it they usually addressed it as Master BmoreGorilla
Nowadays I get pumped when there’s no mail becuz it’s usually some bullshyt
Gas and electrical bill
“You qualify for $50,000...”
Refinance this
“You been sent to collections”
“$40 due in two weeks for that red light you ran”
Some shyt for a nikka that lived there years before you
Childhood was the shyt
Parents never bought me shyt but it was still fun to imagine.
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We used to get those and the Toys R Us catalog and we would circle what we wanted and give it to our parents. They would throw it right in the trashBreh, back in the day i used to be excited to get the sears catalog in the mail. So i could check out the toys section.
Parents never bought me shyt but it was still fun to imagine.
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Breh, back in the day i used to be excited to get the sears catalog in the mail. So i could check out the toys section.
Parents never bought me shyt but it was still fun to imagine.
That lingerie section
Oh and if I got caught looking at it
dora_da_destroyer
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that's what i do with old residents' mail. for like the first 8 months i'd write wrong address/return to sender. i been there 3.5 years now and am still getting so much of their stuff, if you haven't updated your addy or told people where to mail you by now (why am i getting birthday cards for youIf they send me my neighbors shyt by mistake that stuff is going in the trash.i don't work for the post office not my responsibility.
), you clearly don't want the mail. 
I found out about Tyra Banks through catalogs as a youngin.That lingerie section
Those car warranty bullshyt that comes in the mail is what I hate the most
THIS lmfao
I once got a laptop charger that the previous resident ordered off amazon.that's what i do with old residents' mail. for like the first 8 months i'd write wrong address/return to sender. i been there 3.5 years now and am still getting so much of their stuff, if you haven't updated your addy or told people where to mail you by now (why am i getting birthday cards for you
Breh can't even update his address on his Amazon account.
