other Parents how do you deal with ur babies nonstop crying? That shyt is so annoying

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Blame the father. When my son gets to temper tantruming. I hit him with that

AAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!! :birdman:

Then sit his butt down on the couch and tell him to chill.

Then he does :ufdup:

Women cannot control crybabies. Kids dont respect high pitch voices.

Watch a woman try to call a dog with her squeaky voice.

Then watch a man call that dog.

:banderas:

Dogs actually can't stand high pitched noises.
Hence the reason they always act crazy hearing something squeaky. *that's why dog toys are squeaky*

long time animal studier for y'all who think I'm just a Negroe talking :ufdup:
 

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If a babies crying

They're hungry
thirsty
diaper needs to be changed
need a bathe
their bored and want you to entertain them/distract them
really sick and need a doctor(that's after you've tried everything)

The best is when my kids are crying at night I just put them in their car seats, go for a drive, and they fall right asleep :blessed:

It's always something you can fix unless you wanna be lazy and just let them cry.
Most times for us its hungry, or needs attention. My son throws tantrums if i hug my wife too.
 

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if they're constantly being held then that's the problem right there. put that little motherfukker down and let them cry. spoiled babies will never learn any other way. put a stop to it asap. just make sure they don't throw up from crying so much...but don't let them fool you into thinking you're doing something wrong. it was the stupid ass parents fault.
 

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Dogs actually can't stand high pitched noises.
Hence the reason they always act crazy hearing something squeaky. *that's why dog toys are squeaky*

long time animal studier for y'all who think I'm just a Negroe talking :ufdup:
I know when my wife is telling our son to hush and be calm she can only do it with a soothing nurturing voice. Shh shhh shhh mommies here shh shh sh. .

When she tries to raise her voice he dont respect it, and if he doesnt respect the nurturing or soothing voice then that means he needs the alpha to step in and roar one time, to settle everything. times we're out at resaurants and my son is standing in his high chair. Wifey is like, sit down. Sit dowwnn. Sit dowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwn My sons like

:aicmon:

I look over, getting annoyed and im like

Boy, sit cho butt Down :ufdup: Then hes like :ld:

and does that shyt :ufdup:
 

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one thing i have learned is there is no one right way to do things. every child is different , what might work for one kid might not work on the next child. as a parent u gotta be a detective and figure shyt out. as long as yo baby is happy and healthy dayum what somebody else does.
 

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I know when my wife is telling our son to hush and be calm she can only do it with a soothing nurturing voice. Shh shhh shhh mommies here shh shh sh. .

When she tries to raise her voice he dont respect it, and if he doesnt respect the nurturing or soothing voice then that means he needs the alpha to step in and roar one time, to settle everything. times we're out at resaurants and my son is standing in his high chair. Wifey is like, sit down. Sit dowwnn. Sit dowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwn My sons like

:aicmon:

I look over, getting annoyed and im like

Boy, sit cho butt Down :ufdup: Then hes like :ld:

and does that shyt :ufdup:

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I be tryna tell people, if you wanna know how humans work , study the animal kingdom
 

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if they're constantly being held then that's the problem right there. put that little motherfukker down and let them cry. spoiled babies will never learn any other way. put a stop to it asap. just make sure they don't throw up from crying so much...but don't let them fool you into thinking you're doing something wrong. it was the stupid ass parents fault.
Got grandparents that babysat a niece of mine. Held her all damn day. ALL DAY. After a year of that, anytime they put her down she threw a tantrum. You have to get your kids online to be independent ASAP. She was still crawling well into 1 years old. In an effort to keep her from crying they held her more. You cant do whatever the child wants to stop them from crying because they end up learning bad habits, like throwing tantrums is the way to get what they want.
 
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Hence the reason they always act crazy hearing something squeaky. *that's why dog toys are squeaky*

long time animal studier for y'all who think I'm just a Negroe talking :ufdup:
Ummm..actually dog toys squeek to mimic the sound of small prey in their grill.

The reason why they shake and constantly chew on squeek toys..

Thats why some trainers will tell you squeek toys aint cool, they bring out the primal instinct to chase small prey.
 

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Ummm..actually dog toys squeek to mimic the sound of small prey in their grill.

The reason why they shake and constantly chew on squeek toys..

Thats why some trainers will tell you squeek toys aint cool, they bring out the primal instinct to chase small prey.

They do mimic small creatures but dogs naturally dislike high pitched noises in general.

That's why when you whistle dogs come running. The high pitch noise interests them but they won't chew on you because they know you're human.
 

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i hope u give him some serious discipline:birdman:
We just look at him like :birdman: We have a no fly zone on tantrums. For a while my wife was encouraging the tantrums by whining to him like bayyy beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee when he would try to get attention by whining. Then when he would be around his cousins they would also encourage the tanturms by whining to him and giving him that extra nurturing vibe when he whined. In turn he'd bring that home and try to whine his way to checking us when we would hug, or even hold a conversation with one another while he stood there not getting the attention. This is when i had to start putting him on the couch and making him sit there until he checked himself. Then it turned out alot of the time, he would just be tired because when i would sit him on the couch in "time out" he would start getting sleepy after 5 minutes. Theres levels to this shyt.
 

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We just look at him like :birdman: We have a no fly zone on tantrums. For a while my wife was encouraging the tantrums by whining to him like bayyy beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee when he would try to get attention by whining. Then when he would be around his cousins they would also encourage the tanturms by whining to him and giving him that extra nurturing vibe when he whined. In turn he'd bring that home and try to whine his way to checking us when we would hug, or even hold a conversation with one another while he stood there not getting the attention. This is when i had to start putting him on the couch and making him sit there until he checked himself. Then it turned out alot of the time, he would just be tired because when i would sit him on the couch in "time out" he would start getting sleepy after 5 minutes. Theres levels to this shyt.

thats how you do it breh, cant let this kids call the shots, my cousin was like that too trying to demand attention
 

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Can't ya'll just cover their mouths or something? I fukking hate crying at the doctor's office
 
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