Own a Tesla brehs

[Son Goku]

Car coming back smelling like black and milds and feet

You request an Uber or Lyft to get to work and your own whip pulls up and makes you sit in the back.

 

[hatealot]

You request an Uber or Lyft to get to work and your own whip pulls up and makes you sit in the back.

Oh nooo.

Then got the nerve to pick up another nikka with you in it

 

[Adeptus Astartes]

This is the purpose of the internet of things, which is constantly harvesting data on every and anything and this leads to the 'great reset'. I would go beyond saying it's just due to capitalism. This will be the end result of the global financial system they eventually want to bring into place.

The "Great Reset" is neo feudalism. The owners of the means of production enslave the people by owning all of the means of production through automation, and government has total control of finance through digital currency.

 

[Chrishaune]

This is too funny for The Coli. Needs to be a skit

Tesla agent: You're 2 months late on your payment sir.

Chrishaune: I'm not paying until you give me full autonomous driving like you promised....

Tesla agent: Ok sir

*10 minutes later*

SkkkrrrRRRrrrrRRRRrrrrRRRrrr

Chrishaune:HEY!!!!!

 

[Vandelay]

They send your car to the streets to make that payment through a ride sharing program.

Imagine sending your car out on ride-share tricks...

"My payment almost due, go 'head Lexus...get out there and make that cash for daddy..."

 

[Ayo]

that's already in the works

Car companies stand to make billions by charging you monthly fees for add-on features like heated seats

10 years from now I'd be surprised if 'car ownership' was even a thing.

Apple is building a car now with no intention to sell it. 100% car as a service.

 

[Chrishaune]

10 years from now I'd be surprised if 'car ownership' was even a thing.

Apple is building a car now with no intention to sell it. 100% car as a service.

They told you what it was years ago. You have investors buying homes not intending to sell them. They are trying to rent them. "You will own nothing and be happy"



The love of money is the root of all manner of evil.

 

[HabitualChiller]

Dog, this thread is fukking hilarious

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

Blame Tesla for not making payments

 

[Gunz&Butta]

Imagine Your Car Self Drives It Self To The Dealership Cause You Aint Making Payments

Or driving itself to the dealership because you not following the recommended maintenance schedule. And then you get sent the bill for tune up and transmission fluid change you didn't sign up for.

 

[Gunz&Butta]

They send your car to the streets to make that payment through a ride sharing program.

Pimp my ride

 

[UWasntThere]

Imagine a car finds out you're a c00n and refuse to take the driver anywhere

**Leaving a club with a pawg

Tesla: (won’t start)

“Cmon Tesla lemme pawg in peace”


Tesla: (still won’t start)


“Alright bytch you gotta go im freezing my ass off”

 

[Gunz&Butta]

We have so many Dave Chappelles in this thread tonite. Im screaming, my ribs hurt.

 

[hatealot]

10 years from now I'd be surprised if 'car ownership' was even a thing.

Apple is building a car now with no intention to sell it. 100% car as a service.

Nobody buys cars straight cash. Everything is financed.

Folks getting charged per diem as high as $18/day on a multi year loan.

Time to hit co parts and iaa and buy these cars.

We totaling cars because part limitations and folks who can't keep up with payments crashing cars.

 

[MR. SNIFLES]

I think that's a thing already
there's a teen mode in some cars and it curbs its speeding
Teen Driver Technology: New Driver Safety & Safe Driving Habits

FORD'S VERSION IS CALLED MYKEY.