OWWWWWW! PA mall robber suffers broken pelvis, tailbone after leaping from second floor

[Fiji Water]

There's levels to this story.

 

[zayk35]

Looks like his plan fell through

LOOKS LIKE HE WAS JUST TRYING TO GET THE JUMP ON THE FALL LINE UP AT MACY'S. HIS BROKE ASS AIN'T HAVE NO MONEY.

think real life is a 16 bit platformer brehs

Ya'll ain't shyt for these

 

[Brolic]

Looks like he suffered a broken hairline too.

Yes indeed.

 

[Kiyoshi-Dono]

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

THE JUMP ON THE FALL LINE UP AT MACY'S.

 

[B86]

His name is Wausage

 

[Alix217]

There's levels to this story.

Now you're just getting low

 

[CopiousX]

Looks like he suffered a broken hairline too.

As a registered coli doctor, it smells this is a fatal condition

 

[DetroitEWarren]

Why the fukk is Lebron sneaking around a Theater?

 

[Mr. Jack Napier]

LOOKS LIKE HE WAS JUST TRYING TO GET THE JUMP ON THE FALL LINE UP AT MACY'S. HIS BROKE ASS AIN'T HAVE NO MONEY.

I won’t even ask you how

 

[drederick tatum]

Ooh, he headstrong

 

[duck]

Hes got a dome like mowgli

 

[J.E.T.S]

“Good Samaritan stopped him and threatened to shoot him “

I was him… I’d dedicate my life to finding and killing that nikka after I got out.

 

[MR. SNIFLES]

MY BROTHER SAID HIS LEGS WROTE A CHECK THAT HIS ASS COULDN'T CASH.

 

[Vandelay]

Franklin Mills Mall would never!