You should never feel pressured to get married because once you get passed the symbolism it’s essentially you and shorty inviting the government into your relationship. It may not seem and/or feel like a threesome because the government chooses not to sleep in your bed but ohhhh he’s there!
He may stop by for a bit during tax time but he doesn’t really start coming over to fukk until the relationship is on the rocks and one of you files for divorce. At that point he’ll be sliding into your bed monthly to fukk you long and hard to the point where you question if life is even worth living. One day the nikka comes over, opens up your wallet and takes $17.00 out of your last $20.00. Next day the nikka comes over and takes your whole got damn house and the kids.
Then one day you’re standing outside your 1960’s built innercity 1bdr, a$$hole ripe, and your ex-wife pulls up in a new SUV to drop the kids off (you get one overnight a week).
You look up...
...that nikka Government is sitting in your ex-wife’s front seat!!! He hops out the car and opens the door for your kids and says:

“hey man I gave that $17 bucks to your ex-wife as well as the house, make sure you have another $17.00 next month or I’ma fukk you up”.

You facepalm and respond: “I don’t even have 17 dollars to give...I have bills to pay...can we work something out?”.

“I’ll stop collecting once Ash and Tyson are adults but you gonna pay Tasha for life..you understand...nikka I will fukk you up if you don’t, you know my pedigree!”

Your ex-wife Tasha on looks from the car and says to Government “come on babe, we gotta be at the Spa by 3PM...I booked the private suite!”.

Government turns around to your ex-wife and says “ok babe” and then turns back to you and says...

“look nikka, me and Ms. Jones got a thing going on...if you fukk it up I will rain down on you so hard that’ll you’ll be moving from this raggedy ass apartment into a cardboard box...you hear me nikka? I’ll take your license, put you in jail...I’ll ruin your whole shyt so don’t try any funny shyt muthafukka are we clear?”

“Yes, Government...I understand...enjoy the spa”.

Government says “thanks! I always knew we’d be the best of friends...we’ll pick up the kids tomorrow”
***Don’t say you weren’t warned.