Pawg gets pregnant by her patient and is arrested update: fake news and she’s not a pawg

[I Really Mean It]

How did they find out she even had sex with dead bodies to begin with and how do they get hard?

After death, the body undergoes a temporary process called rigor mortis, which sees its muscles stiffen due to the depletion of oxygen.

That’s probably how he was able to keep an erection while being dead.

 

[old pig]

Look here breh, I'm gonna tell your right now...

When you die, you better have life insurance to help with those final services.

But more importantly...because of this post you just made...you better put aside some money for someone to delete your browser history because your kids can never know.

dead is dead…I don’t care what muthafukkas find on me once I’m outta here

 

[Gyasi85]

 

[Crayola Coyote]

I hope this isn’t a stupid question, but how

Probably took the sperm from his balls and injected in her

 

[Uachet]

“posthumous sperm retrieval” is not a phrase I thought I’d ever come across while googling but here we are



*edit*

the info I posted above is real but this story is FAKE.

Was a Morgue Worker Arrested After Giving Birth to a Dead Man's Baby?

Fake news reports a female mortuary worker was arrested after becoming pregnant by one of the corpses she was preparing for burial.

www.snopes.com

Thanks for clearing this up. I was wondering if I should be listening out for the trumpeting of the end of this simulation.

 

[skylove4]

Wonder what a posthumous nut feels like

Heavenly

 

[broller]

Wonder what a posthumous nut feels like

It's to die for

 

[drederick tatum]

Posting to save my spot for when the neg train leaves the station. This is an all-time stupid thread blunder smh

 

[Street Messiah]

Busting nuts & knocking up broads even in death, damn I guess we really are evolving

true Playa for real

 

[Godless Socialist CEO]

I hope this isn’t a stupid question, but how

I’m trying to figure that out too. It’s not a dumb question

 

[Unknown Poster]

 

[ThrobbingHood]

She’s accustomed to working around stiffs all day.

 

[humminbird]

damn this is a good horror movie plot though

 

[Won Won]

Motherfukkers will believe any headline on social media

 

[UncleTomFord15]

Death penalty