PB & J etiquette

[Krazy K]

Lemme enlighten some of you brehs on basic PB&J skills. I'm currently broke so I went back to basics.

First off, toast your bread if time permits for the optimal spreading surface. Make sure you have quality bread that doesnt pull apart or isnt crumbly. I use whole wheat.

Most importantly, and I cant stress this enough, peanut butter first and always. Spread it on one slice than wipe the knife clean on the other slice. You can then proceed to jelly (or preserves if you fancy like me) on the other.

Nothing worst than jelly in my peanut butter jar or vice versa. Cross-contamination And people who spread jelly on top of the peanut butter are just heathens.

Now if you want some high end pb&j's, add honey and/or fruit slices.
Fruit free: just peanut butter and honey
Peanut butter and banana
Strawberry banana remix: Peanut butter, strawberry preserves and banana slices.
Strawberry kiwi: same as above just with kiwi.
Banana berry

Get creative. Plus, they have almond butter, cookie butter, apple butter, marmalades. Try some preserves from your local food market or try canning yourself.

 

[Barnett114]

Do you spread the syrup on the bread?

You really don't have to, most of the times is seeps through the bread.

shyt can get real messy

 

[The M.I.C.]

I wish I liked peanut butter... it's a great after workout snack.

What do you like? :sleezymick:

 

[Rusty Kuntz]

What do you like? :sleezymick:

Nutella, which is nothing but sugar with a little cocoa and hazelnut thrown in.

 

[IShotTheSheriff]

"Clean knife off on other slice of bread"

I wish I would call that clean. My younger sister always had a peanut allergy. Use TWO knives to avoid this blunder y'all.

 

[The Wolf Among You]

You really don't have to, most of the times is seeps through the bread.

shyt can get real messy

 

[IShotTheSheriff]

Nutella, which is nothing but sugar with a little cocoa and hazelnut thrown in.

i know, i know. there's so little else besides sugar.

 

[The M.I.C.]

Nutella, which is nothing but sugar with a little cocoa and hazelnut thrown in.

Yes..

I've admittedly cleaned out a jar of nutella in one day with some graham crackers.

 

[GodinDaFlesh]

If you ain't about peanut butter and honey sandwiches, you ain't about shyt.

 

[The M.I.C.]

You really don't have to, most of the times is seeps through the bread.

shyt can get real messy

Just terrible. :bishopscust:

 

[dennis roadman]

Why you going into graphic detail about stuff you putting in your mouth

Thought you might be interested

 

[Barnett114]

Just terrible. :bishopscust:

So good

 

[The M.I.C.]

What if I told you I skipped the bread and ate both condiments off the same spoon

Why you going into graphic detail about stuff you putting in your mouth

Thought you might be interested

Some legit funny motherfukkers on here I swear.

 

[concise]

Lemme enlighten some of you brehs on basic PB&J skills. I'm currently broke so I went back to basics.

First off, toast your bread...

Toast the bread?
Are you crazy?

 

[CinnaSlim]

Toast the bread?
Are you crazy?

Not dark silly. Like a 1 or 2