ben anderson
Superstar
nut sweat all up on your sheets
mattress smelling like ballsack and depression
so your dirty ass just hops in your bed without showering? dirty butt ass nikka
People actually sleep with clothes on?
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so your dirty ass just hops in your bed without showering? dirty butt ass nikka
I don't live alone and mofos don't know how to knock. That would be a disaster waiting to happen.
ChrisDorner
Banned
Dont try to turn the spotlight off you son
I wash my ass, but atleast I put on clothes after
"Sleep on my stomach so I don't fukk up my sheets."
make it happen next timeNaked with the windows open to catch the breeze
The cleaning lady almost walked in on me the other day
Amphibious
Land, water, wherever.
I slept naked in Africa, so I kept it going in America.
She's about 65
duckbutta
eienaar van mans
had to many freak accidents sleeping naked...
turned over to fast and meat brushed against the sheets to hard, skinning it just enough to be annoying and keep me awake like
Fart in bed and then the entire bedroom instantly smells like burning tires...I still don't understand this phenomena of how much worse a naked fart smells than a clothes fart...i sleep in shorts and fart it might smell bad for 10 seconds...i sleep nude and fart that shyt will be lingering in the air all night
I am irrationally scared something is going to get in my butthole...like i am going to bite my nails, spit it out, it lands in the sheets, later on i roll over and my fingernail goes up my butthole...
I don't even like it when my wife sleeps nude...especially in the summer...it always leads to sex...then i got to take a shower...then she might not even take a shower and i am just laying next to her like "i mean you just going to lay over there smelling like sweaty sex while I'm all powdered down smelling like an african prince huh"...then i got to cut the AC on...then i got to stay up long enough to cut the AC off cause i don't like wasting electricity...and now it's fukking 2:30 am and i am wide awake and now she over their sleep naked and she roll over and her titty bounce just enough for me to wake her up and we have sex and now it's 3:18 and I am about to get up to take ANOTHER fukkING SHOWER
turned over to fast and meat brushed against the sheets to hard, skinning it just enough to be annoying and keep me awake like
Fart in bed and then the entire bedroom instantly smells like burning tires
...I still don't understand this phenomena of how much worse a naked fart smells than a clothes fart...i sleep in shorts and fart it might smell bad for 10 seconds...i sleep nude and fart that shyt will be lingering in the air all nightI am irrationally scared something is going to get in my butthole...like i am going to bite my nails, spit it out, it lands in the sheets, later on i roll over and my fingernail goes up my butthole...
I don't even like it when my wife sleeps nude...especially in the summer...it always leads to sex...then i got to take a shower...then she might not even take a shower and i am just laying next to her like "i mean you just going to lay over there smelling like sweaty sex while I'm all powdered down smelling like an african prince huh"
...then i got to cut the AC on...then i got to stay up long enough to cut the AC off cause i don't like wasting electricity...and now it's fukking 2:30 am and i am wide awake and now she over their sleep naked and she roll over and her titty bounce just enough for me to wake her up and we have sex and now it's 3:18 and I am about to get up to take ANOTHER fukkING SHOWER
i sleep in a t-shirt and pajama pants.
i hate nudity
i hate nudity
Hybrinetics
Banned
gotta clean up ya diet, I dont pass gass unless I drink milk, and it only smells for 10 seconds cuz its trapped in ya shorts...I still don't understand this phenomena of how much worse a naked fart smells than a clothes fart...i sleep in shorts and fart it might smell bad for 10 seconds...i sleep nude and fart that shyt will be lingering in the air all night
I sleep in just boxers during the summer. Boxers and thermal during winter.
I've slept naked before. But i really don't like having my package all out while i'm sleeping. I like to know its firmly secured.
I've slept naked before. But i really don't like having my package all out while i'm sleeping. I like to know its firmly secured.
dora_da_destroyer
Master Baker
Not a fan of sleeping naked, coochie rubbing all over the sheets
Plus I'm cold as fukk at night, it's gotta be hot as shyt for me to sleep without the covers, let alone clothes
Plus I'm cold as fukk at night, it's gotta be hot as shyt for me to sleep without the covers, let alone clothes
Ashley Banks
All I ever wanted was the world
I usually sleep in leggings and a shirt. I don't feel comfortable sleeping naked. what if I need to hurry up and run outside but i'm booty ass nekkid? 