People who text one sentence at a time. ugh

[Groanman]

I don't have a problem with texts.

I dated a chick who would call me on her lunch break.
I was usually very busy whenever she called but still took time to talk WITH her.
And, most times, she had nothing to say. It was like dead air when she called.
Now, maybe she just wanted to hear my deep soulful and melodic voice, but goddamn.

Me: "So, how's everything going at work?" (In the beginning, that one question would get her going for minutes on end)
Her: "It's alright............................................................."
Me: "Are you ok?"
Her: "Yeah. I'm fine."
Me: "Oh. Ok. So, are you guys busy today?"
Her: "A little. Not too much.........................................."
Me: "Well, it's a little hectic RIGHT NOW."
Her: "Oh yeah?...................................................................................."
Me: "Well, I gotta go. It's so hectic right now."
Her: "Damn! We just got on the phone and you're dismissing me already?!"
Me: "You're not saying anything and I have a lot to do right now."
Her: "Well if you don't want to talk to me, I'll find someone who will."



That was the beginning of the end of that relationship.

 

[Billy Ocean]

We all have unlimited texts in 2014, right?

Damn near everybody got unlimited texts nowadays. It ain't about text charges.The sh!t is just annoying. Why the fvck i gotta get 3 more texts before I can even send my reply to the one before those? And yea, it's usually broads that do that sh!t. Sending dumbass 3 word texts, back to back to back.

 

[Meadow]

girl i do this shyt to you all the time

My WhatsApp notifications are set to not repeat alert me

My iMessages though

 

[GoPro]

I don't have a problem with texts.

I dated a chick who would call me on her lunch break.
I was usually very busy whenever she called but still took time to talk WITH her.
And, most times, she had nothing to say. It was like dead air when she called.
Now, maybe she just wanted to hear my deep soulful and melodic voice, but goddamn.

Me: "So, how's everything going at work?" (In the beginning, that one question would get her going for minutes on end)
Her: "It's alright............................................................."
Me: "Are you ok?"
Her: "Yeah. I'm fine."
Me: "Oh. Ok. So, are you guys busy today?"
Her: "A little. Not too much.........................................."
Me: "Well, it's a little hectic RIGHT NOW."
Her: "Oh yeah?...................................................................................."
Me: "Well, I gotta go. It's so hectic right now."
Her: "Damn! We just got on the phone and you're dismissing me already?!"
Me: "You're not saying anything and I have a lot to do right now."
Her: "Well if you don't want to talk to me, I'll find someone who will."



That was the beginning of the end of that relationship.

One of the chicks I'm talking about does the same thing. Calls just to call, or complains about the same career problem over and over. I don't even pick up the phone 80%.

 

[Zero]

We all have unlimited texts in 2014, right?

Not on the Verizon slave ship

 

[Ricky Church]

females usually do this.