Peridot Cares: Step 2 - Securing the Smash

[Thizz Khalifa.]

I take that back. Securing the p*ssy isn't as easy as smashing. Some chicks are just free spirits and smash and move on to the next. Or you might do something they'll find annoying because they're thinking ahead and realize you're gonna be an a$$hole

 

[Lo-Co]

Well. Step 1 for me is to lose weight. That's where I'll build confidence. Step 2 is to get out more. Do things solo and build from there. I've secured women before but it's been a while.

 

[ExodusNirvana]

30 Days????

 

[Lo-Co]

I'm too reserved. I won't speak just to speak. If I have valuable input I talk.

 

[IAmGettingAMailOrderBride]

op, why you still never respond to my PMs


- blackierobinson

 

[gogogubari]

And don't bring up sexual inuendos when talking with chicks. Soon as you start talking about sex it gets corny and thirsty and turns chicks off

Quoted for emphasis.

 

[Audemar]

op, why you still never respond to my PMs


- blackierobinson

 

[TEH]

nikkas sleeping on this like ...

 

[BocaRear]

As long as you are assertive and look like you know what you're doing, you can finesse ANY and EVERY broad outta some p*ssy:HOHBREEZY3:

The fact some of you nikkas taking notes on how to acquire p*ssy from a female shows already you lack the self-confidence and self-belief that women find attractive.LOOKS DONT MATTER. :HOHBREEZY2:

In other words, fake it till you make it with women. You gotta believe you're the man, so they believe you're the man :HOHBREEZY:

 

[PeridotPuss]

no one's listening to this except the women on here
you just gotta humor females sometimes

We know your young ass don't know shyt milo stop

 

[iBrowse]

@PeridotPuss you need to do one for the non-prude, introverted and handsome squares next :totheeastside:

EDIT: what does it mean when a girl volunteers her body count (and I lowkey don't believe her )

@PeridotPuss don't just dap this shyt the fukk :daheart:

 

[Doin2Much Williams]

holtstein? But your avi Sisqo doing the squat and split tho??? If you don't shut the fukk up and let this thread cook......

i was actually looking for the Thong Song one where he's being lifted up by his dancers on the beach.



Unfortunately only avail in gif format.






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[Willie]

Tell us stuff we learned in high school brehettes

 

[010101]

you can't help em
motherfukkers still swear down they can talk their way into some cut



tryna kick down doors on some p*ssy my nikka stop that
biggest leap is nikkas don't wanna accept the broads that are naturally attracted to them
and they don't have the $$$$$$ status or bait to catch females above their natural reach

fukked expectations got em sour

poor motherfukkers starve for ignorance sake


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[PeridotPuss]

@PeridotPuss don't just dap this shyt the fukk :daheart:

Driving home from work....gimme the background why and how she tell u? Why you don't believe her? What was the number?